Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently
The DC Universe is only two movies old, and already it’s taking a sharp turn into the depths of its…
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Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…
Nathan Fielder’s You Can See Everything Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy Content in Your Life Yet
Breaking News: Elizabeth Holmes, the infamous Silicon Valley founder, has invited a film crew to document her every move, because…
Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already
The wait is finally over, and by “finally over,” I mean it’s been a few years since the last Avengers…
Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead
The latest autopsy of Hollywood’s addiction to sensationalism has arrived, and it’s a real treat. The new film Primetime takes…
Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer of the century has finally been released, and I’m not even being…
Oh Great Another Genius Movie from Brad Bird That Will Probably Win All the Awards
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer has finally dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (okay, maybe a…
Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend
New movies are coming to streaming this week, because of course they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…
Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash
In a move that’s equal parts surprising and intriguing, acclaimed director Brad Bird has passed on helming the next installment…
Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money
You are officially invited to take a step back in time and relive the glory days of your childhood with…