Marvel greenlights Black Panther 3 because originality is overrated apparently
Because the world was desperately waiting for it, Marvel has announced a third Black Panther movie. The latest installment in…
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More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay
Marvel arrived at San Diego Comic-Con 2026 at a crossroads. With some of its biggest movies on the horizon, the…
Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Adaptation of a Book You Probably Haven’t Read Since High School Neuromancer TV Series Teaser Is Finally Here to Confuse Your Grandma
This is not a drill, folks! 🚨 Apple TV has finally decided to bless us with a new sci-fi series…
Oh Joy Train to Busan is Back to Haunt Your Dreams and Remind You the Apocalypse is Still Coming for Us All in Glorious Cinematic Fashion to Celebrate 10 Whole Years of Existential Dread
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 I mean, who doesn’t love a good zombie apocalypse…
Oh Joy René Laloux’s Super Obscure Movie Gandahar Is Back in Theaters Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do with Your Life and Now It’s in 4K Because Who Doesn’t Love Overpriced Tickets to Watch a Bunch of Old Cartoons
The most epic, life-changing, and utterly confusing movie experience of your life is coming back to cinemas: Gandahar! 🎥👽 Because,…
Coyote vs ACME Gets a New Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of This Guy Getting Smashed by Giant Slingshots and Anvils
The most epic battle of wits (or lack thereof) is coming to a theater near you: Coyote vs. ACME 🤣!…
Jason Statham’s Mutiny Poster Has Clearly Never Heard of Originality and is Just Copying Die Hard Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs New Ideas Anyway
The Stath is back, and this time he’s on a boat, because why not? 🚣‍♂️ I mean, who needs a…
A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some major nostalgia? 🎉 Remember that super annoying, yet somehow lovable, children’s television…
Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
Welcome to the future, where humanity has finally managed to mess things up so badly that we need a new…
Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…