Guillermo del LOLro’s Franken-what-now Gets Paper Cuts
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 Another Frankenstein movie? Because we *totally* haven’t seen enough of those, right? Right?…
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Osgood Perkins’ “Keeper” Trailer: Prepare for Utter Bewilderment
OMG! Keeper, another horror film? 🙄 Directed by the one and only Osgood Perkins (yeah, the guy who did Longlegs…
Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)
Anderson Entertainment and Kaleidoscope Entertainment (who?) have announced a big-screen experience for, like, five remaining fans of that British sci-fi…
Undertaker’s First Movie: Will He Actually Act This Time
OMG! 🙄 “The Undertaker” 💀 Season 1 has 5 episodes! 🤣 Each episode peels away Marcia’s emotional layers in Philadelphia!…
Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay
OMG! Dashing Through The Snow LA Premiere! ☃️ Harmony Gold Theater is the place, Hollywood. Reception at 5:00 PM, screening…
“Watch Queen of Hearts: A Twin Peaks ‘Fan’ Film (You’ve Been Warned)”
Queen of Hearts: A Twin Peaks Fan Film is supposedly a labour of love from Cameron Cloutier. More like a…
Oh great, more ‘Scary Movie’? As if we needed another one
OMG! 🙄 Anna Faris and Regina Hall, those two actresses who haven’t aged a day since 2000 (totally not sarcasm),…
Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness
Oh, look, it’s “Only Murders in the Building” Season 5. Yes, STILL going. Who knew this show would last longer…
Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because your friendly neighborhood film “critic” is about to drop some truth bombs 💣 about why…
Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread
OMG! 🤩 Movie night at the Milford House! 🍕 + 🍷 (but no BYOB, Karen!) Screening of When Mom Is…