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Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
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Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…

Family Reunion Ends With Record Breaking Number of Unsolicited Opinions
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Family Reunion Ends With Record Breaking Number of Unsolicited Opinions

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a story that’s just, well, unbelievable. A man killed eight of his relatives,…

Justice Department Weighs Charges Against ICE Officer Because Accountability Matters Somehow
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Justice Department Weighs Charges Against ICE Officer Because Accountability Matters Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the case of Christian Castro, the Immigration and…

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best
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Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Apple TV has just dropped the trailer for “Brothers,” a comedy series that’s basically…

Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Million Different Cuts of Manhunter Now Michael Mann’s Manhunter The Final Cut is Graciously Bestowing Itself Upon Cinemas Everywhere
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Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Million Different Cuts of Manhunter Now Michael Mann’s Manhunter The Final Cut is Graciously Bestowing Itself Upon Cinemas Everywhere

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good serial…

Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot
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Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Dan Stevens is the new RoboCop, because of course he is. In a move that’s as surprising as a sunrise…

Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently
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Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s been four weeks since Spider-Man: Brand New Day swung into theaters, and it’s still the king of the box…

Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans
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Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

The second episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and DC Comics…

Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently
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Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 25, 2026

We’re approaching the end of summer, and I’m shocked to report that the movie season has been, dare I say…

Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco
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Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Alabama’s attorney general is going after OpenAI, issuing a subpoena for…

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