Because What The Batman Part II Needed was More Cooks in the Kitchen
In a move that’s either a brilliant solution or a desperate attempt to salvage a potentially troubled production, Warner Bros.…
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More Reboots and Sequels Coming to Drain Your Wallet on Disney+ and Hulu
Disney+ and Hulu are doubling down on their questionable life choices, announcing a slew of new titles coming to their…
Another Mindless Video Game Adaptation To Separate You From Money
The latest video game adaptation to hit theaters is Street Fighter, a movie that embodies the spirit of a ’90s…
Because We Clearly Needed Another Beekeeper Movie
Jason Statham is back as the titular character in The Beekeeper 2, because what’s a successful action movie without a…
Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Jack and Sharon Osbourne…
Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell
Oh joy, another anniversary, another excuse for the music industry to dust off the old cash cow and give it…
Election Offices Get Mysterious Gifts of White Powder Joy
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans in the world of elections. It seems that election…
More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is still slowly leaking its way into the world of mutants, one drip at a time.…
Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives
Get ready for the most epic battle of all time – a game of football that will leave you on…
In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and jaw-dropping film of the century: IN THE SHADOWS 🎥👏! I mean, who…