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Because We Needed Another Video Game Adaptation Zelda Movie Reveals Details
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Because We Needed Another Video Game Adaptation Zelda Movie Reveals Details

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 9, 2026

It’s finally happening: the live-action Legend of Zelda movie is on its way, and it’s simply titled… The Legend of…

Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow
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Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Star Wars is returning to theaters, because of course it is. The 1977 sci-fi classic will be shown in IMAX…

Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This
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Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

M. Night Shyamalan, the master of twisty thrillers like The Sixth Sense, Signs, Split, and Glass, has teamed up with…

More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements
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More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

This week in TV land, because who needs movies, right? We’ve got a slew of new shows and seasons to…

Nintendo dusts off Ocarina of Time for another cash grab celebration
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Nintendo dusts off Ocarina of Time for another cash grab celebration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

After waiting more than three months, Nintendo finally decided to bless us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs. Because,…

Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes are BFFs Now and Theyre About to Blow the Lid Off the Entire World with Their Jaw Droppingly Amazing New Documentary Series You Can See Everything
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Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes are BFFs Now and Theyre About to Blow the Lid Off the Entire World with Their Jaw Droppingly Amazing New Documentary Series You Can See Everything

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic documentary of the year? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t want…

Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
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Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…

Babysitter’s Repeat Performance Ends in Kidnapping Again Apparently
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Babysitter’s Repeat Performance Ends in Kidnapping Again Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee, reading through this wild story, and I just can’t believe what I’m seeing. Elica Redding, a…

Politician’s Campaign Event Turns Into Action Movie Somehow
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Politician’s Campaign Event Turns Into Action Movie Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An “armed individual” allegedly lunged at Ohio Democratic gubernatorial nominee Amy…

Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026
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Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

IFA 2026 has come and gone, leaving in its wake a trail of exciting new tech that’s got this gamer’s…

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