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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The most epic movie event of the century is coming, and we’re not even exaggerating 🤣! A Talent for Murder,…

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 18, 2026

Get ready for a hilarious ride, folks! 🎉👏 “The Book Was Better: the Triumphs and Travesties of Book to Film…

Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow
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Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Bryan Cranston has taken to Instagram to pay tribute to his late Breaking Bad co-star, RJ Mitte, who passed away…

Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not
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Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s new VR glasses, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

It’s not like we’ve been waiting for a decent sci-fi movie to come along, but Amazon’s upcoming series Blade Runner…

Trump’s Golf Course Gets Tree-mendous Makeover
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Trump’s Golf Course Gets Tree-mendous Makeover

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama involving the Trump administration, and I just can’t…

Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut
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Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Poly Fighter is the latest game to enter the ring, and I’ve got to say, it’s a bit of a…

Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow
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Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow

FinnOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

Brad Bird has directed seven movies, and to varying degrees, all of them except Ratatouille concern themselves with retro futures.…

Montgomery Tries To Save Avatar From Live Service Ruin
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Montgomery Tries To Save Avatar From Live Service Ruin

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

It’s finally happened, folks – the Avatar universe is back, and it’s bigger than ever. I mean, who needs a…

Borat hilariously trashes his own movie because studio execs clearly wont
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Borat hilariously trashes his own movie because studio execs clearly wont

FinnOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Sacha Baron Cohen’s iconic character Ali G on the big screen, but the…

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