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Festive Hill’s Swanky “Movie Night with Eats” โ€“ Or How to Pretend You’re Cultured While Stuffing Your Face
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Festive Hill’s Swanky “Movie Night with Eats” โ€“ Or How to Pretend You’re Cultured While Stuffing Your Face

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Wine snobs unite! Festive Hill Winery, 20100 SW Johnson Rd, is showing “Wine Country”! ๐Ÿท How original! ๐Ÿคฃ Sliders,…

90’s Movie Night: Prepare for Overly Dramatic Nostalgia
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90’s Movie Night: Prepare for Overly Dramatic Nostalgia

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! 90โ€™s Kinda Love? ๐Ÿ™„ More like 90โ€™s kinda cringe! ๐Ÿคฃ Watch “Love Jones” ๐Ÿคฎ, listen to a live band…

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Five Heartbeats Movie: Now With Actual Heartbeats

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

Oh, snap! ๐ŸŽฌ An “unforgettable” ๐Ÿ™„ evening at Immersive Dinner- Five Heartbeats Movie! ๐ŸฟSo unique! Watch *Five Heartbeats* at 27801…

“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)
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“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh great, another Sam Raimi movie! ๐Ÿ™„ As if we haven’t suffered enough, the guy who peaked with Spider-Man 2…

Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)
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Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Ah, Instagram, bending the knee to the woke mob yet again! They’re now aligning their “Teen Accounts” with PG-13 movie…

‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Fans Somehow Okay With Megan Fox Playing a Chicken
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‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Fans Somehow Okay With Megan Fox Playing a Chicken

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

HOLY. CHICKEN. NUGGETS. ๐Ÿ” They actually cast Megan Fox in Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. As Toy Chica? Are you…

Danny Schuler of BIOHAZARD Boasts: “We Actually Try, Unlike Some Bands”
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Danny Schuler of BIOHAZARD Boasts: “We Actually Try, Unlike Some Bands”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, look! It’s BIOHAZARD back from the dead like that one zombie movie nobody remembers. ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ In an EXCLUSIVE interview…

Ian Watkins’s Accused Killers Finally Unmasked; Ex Spills the Beans Post-Mortem
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Ian Watkins’s Accused Killers Finally Unmasked; Ex Spills the Beans Post-Mortem

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Can you believe it?! ๐Ÿคช The infamous LOSTPROPHETS dude, Ian Watkins, finally bit the dust! ๐Ÿ’€ Seems like…

Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)
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Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Edgar Wright, the guy who peaked with “Shaun of the Dead” ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ (let’s be real, “Baby Driver” was just okay…

Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life
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Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Dropping into cinemas November 14th, Nuremberg stars a bunch of actors who probably needed the paycheck. ๐Ÿ’ฐ We’re talking Academy…

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