Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest
So, I played Pearl Abyss’s Crimson Desert, right? 🙄 And let me tell you, it’s a game that thinks it’s…
Tag: movie
Ugh, Another Band Movie? (NYC Film Premiere)
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “For U: Intimate Live Experience”! 🤮 Watch Jesse Vega’s CREATIVE journey to his FIRST concert. 🤣…
Free Movie? More Like Free Naptime With Some Dude Yapping Afterward
**OMG! 😴 “Fully Awake” 🙄 film screening about Black Mountain College? Doors open @ 6:30PM. Prepare for a spiritual awakening!…
Matriarch’s Brilliant Plan to Dodge Testifying Backfires Spectacularly, Jury Still Not Impressed
Another day, another victory for justice! Donna Adelson, the mastermind behind the murder of her former son-in-law, has been found…
Darth Vader’s Toy Sword Fetches More Than Your Life Savings
OMG! 😱 Did you hear? Some rich idiot 🤡 just blew $3.6 million on Darth Vader’s lightsaber! 🤣 Yes, you…
Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again
OMG! You didn’t actually think we wouldn’t notice, did you, Superman? 🙄 David Corenswet, bless his heart, is now single-handedly…
“Union”: A Movie So Good, Chris Smalls Had to Show Up
  UNION screening with Chris Smalls at the Harriet Tubman Center for Social Justice – L.A.! 🤣 Prepare for storytelling and…
Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
OMG! 🤯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…
TRON: Ares Gets Another Glorified Ad, Still No Actual Movie
Tron: Ares, or as I like to call it, “Tron: Yet Another Reboot Nobody Asked For,” is gracing us with…
Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL
Oh great, another Street Fighter movie! 🙄 As if the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces (said no one ever), Legendary…