EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway
The most epic news in the history of online gaming has just dropped, and we’re not even kidding 🤯! CCP…
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Oh Great Another Opportunity for Bruce Campbell to Chainsaw His Way Through Hordes of Evil Dead Zombies in Evil Dead Burn
Breaking news: the most terrifying thing to happen to the Evil Dead franchise is not the demonic possession, but the…
Oh Great Another Biopic About a Guy Who Ate Some Food and Died
The Anthony Bourdain biopic, because you didn’t get enough of him when he was alive and cooking up a storm…
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Because What’s More Original Than Tacking His Name Onto a 3000 Year Old Classic
Get ready for the most epic adventure of the century, folks! 🎉👏 Christopher Nolan, the mastermind behind some of the…
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Gets a Trailer and Suddenly Homer’s Ancient Classic is About Space Time Continuum and ExplosionFilled Action Sequences
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie announcement of the century? 🎥🍿 I mean, it’s not…
Oh Great Another Movie About a Boring Royal Person Emily Blunt Wastes Her Talent as Queen Victoria
The Young Victoria: Emily Blunt as Queen Victoria – Film History Livestream 🎥 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…
Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle
It’s undeniable that Jon M. Chu’s Wicked film adaptation and its sequel had a major impact on pop culture over…
Breaking News: Super Extra Special Never Before Seen Totally Not Made Up 5 Hour Directors Cut of Gremlins Accidentally Leaks and Its 3 Hours Longer Than That Other Thing You Saw
The secret’s out, folks! 🤫 A never-before-seen, 2-and-a-half-hour cut of Gremlins, yes, you read that right, 2.5 hours of gremlin…
Greta Gerwig’s ‘Narnia’ Because You Clearly Weren’t Bored Enough Already Gets Delayed to 2027
Oh boy, get ready for the most epic news ever! 🎉 Greta Gerwig’s follow-up to Barbie is going to take…
I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…