Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…
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Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab
The latest attempt to revive a beloved franchise has finally hit theaters, because of course it has. Coyote vs. Acme…
Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated
Netflix is bringing a new animated Willy Wonka movie to theaters in 2027, because what the world really needed was…
SPLC CFO Embroiled in Scandal Not Related to Their Budget Reports
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving the Southern Poverty Law Center, and folks, it’s a…
ICE Drops $20 Million on Shocking Fashion Statement Gloves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents may soon be equipped with…
Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…
Rob Zombie’s Firefly Trilogy Hits 4K Ultra HD In Eight Disc Set
Rob Zombie’s Firefly film trilogy will be released as a 4K Ultra HD eight-disc box set on October 13th via…
Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump secretly switched planes before departing Turkey last month…
Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! 🕶️👀 We’ve got a bunch of awesome…
Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good movie about…