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Cop’s Excellent Relationship Skills On Trial
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Cop’s Excellent Relationship Skills On Trial

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Matthew Farwell, a former police officer accused of…

Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently
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Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Rod Serling is widely regarded as one of the most influential writers in television history, and for good reason. Before…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

The Skydance company, the latest behemoth to rise from the ashes of Paramount and Warner Bros., is at it again,…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Bridgerton Content
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Bridgerton Content

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Netflix has announced another spinoff of its popular series Bridgerton, this time focused on the character of Lady Violet, played…

Because What Hollywood Really Needed Was A Medieval Times Film Franchise
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Because What Hollywood Really Needed Was A Medieval Times Film Franchise

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Welcome to the latest installment of Hollywood’s never-ending quest to turn everything into a movie. Paramount is now in “early…

Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA
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Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can relive the magic of Ozzy Osbourne and…

Hollywood Finds New Low Budget Ideas in Abandoned Chain Stores Apparently
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Hollywood Finds New Low Budget Ideas in Abandoned Chain Stores Apparently

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

It’s been a rough year for chain stores, and we’re not talking about the plot of the latest blockbuster. Many…

Maduro’s Resume Gets Exciting New Entry: Alleged Torture Charges
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Maduro’s Resume Gets Exciting New Entry: Alleged Torture Charges

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the case against former Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro…

Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies
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Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week because, of course, they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

BUSH still exists and is rehashing old albums
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BUSH still exists and is rehashing old albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Oh no, it’s happening again! 🙄 BUSH is re-releasing their sophomore album “Razorblade Suitcase” in a deluxe edition, because apparently,…

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