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Hollywood’s “Deadly Cure” Premiere: Stars Risk Life for Bad Movie
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Hollywood’s “Deadly Cure” Premiere: Stars Risk Life for Bad Movie

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

OMG! DEADLY CURE MOVIE PREMIERE at the super-historic National Underground Railroad Freedom Center, October 25, 2025, 5:00 PM (Eastern Time)!…

Bob Odenkirk’s face + Ben Wheatley’s weirdness = “Normal” (yeah, right)
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Bob Odenkirk’s face + Ben Wheatley’s weirdness = “Normal” (yeah, right)

FinnOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful carp! ๐ŸŽฃ Another Bob Odenkirk flick? Seriously? Is this guy contractually obligated to be in EVERYTHING? Someone…

Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc
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Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc

FinnOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Like, who even cares about another documentary on Stanley Kubrick’s FULL METAL JACKET? Seriously, are we still milking…

Oviedo’s ‘Coco’ Fiasco: Prepare for a Park Cry-Fest, October 2025
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Oviedo’s ‘Coco’ Fiasco: Prepare for a Park Cry-Fest, October 2025

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

**OMG! Oviedo, FL, is so lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ on October 24, 2025, at 357 Center Lake Lane! Food trucks 5-9pm! A…

Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)
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Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! ๐Ÿ™„ The sequel to the GameCube “classic” (and I use that term loosely, like…

Crime 101: Chris Hemsworth and a bunch of other famous people try not to trip over their own feet in a new heist movie trailer
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Crime 101: Chris Hemsworth and a bunch of other famous people try not to trip over their own feet in a new heist movie trailer

FinnOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Ah, yes, another gritty crime drama set in the glamorous cesspool that is Los Angeles. Because we haven’t seen enough…

Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
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Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU

FinnOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

๐Ÿ˜‚Oh noes! ๐Ÿ˜ฑDarkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny๐Ÿฐ,…

Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested
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Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

OMG, you guys, like, music in movies? Groundbreaking. ๐Ÿ™„ It’s not just some random noise to fill the void while…

Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”
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Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”

FinnOctober 21, 2025October 25, 2025

Wow, Adam Driver, bless his heart, actually thought Disney would let him make a whole Star Wars film about Kylo…

Behold: DARK TRANQUILLITY Butchers AT THE GATES’ ‘Blinded By Fear’ In Gothenburg As A Dubious Tribute To TOMAS ‘TOMPA’ LINDBERG
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Behold: DARK TRANQUILLITY Butchers AT THE GATES’ ‘Blinded By Fear’ In Gothenburg As A Dubious Tribute To TOMAS ‘TOMPA’ LINDBERG

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! Swedish metallers DARK TRANQUILLITY, probably bored out of their minds ๐Ÿ˜ด, decided to “pay tribute” (read: shamelessly leech…

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