Jason Returns in Friday the 13th Short Film: Oh, the Horror
Okay, so apparently Friday the 13th and that overgrown man-child, Jason Voorhees, have been battling it out in court like…
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“The Man In My Basement” Trailer: Prepare for Willem Dafoe’s Oscar-Worthy Performance (as a Basement Dweller)
Oh, honey, let’s talk about “The Man in My Basement,” because nothing screams “riveting cinema” like a dusty basement and…
Zach Cregger’s Hilarious Take: Resident Evil Starring People You’ve Never Heard Of
**Oh, great, another “visionary” director, Zach Cregger of Weapons “fame,” is here to grace us with his “unique” take on…
Simon Pegg Clings to Fading Dream of ‘Star Trek 4,’ Bless His Heart
Oh, bless Simon Pegg’s heart! ❤️ He’s practically begging for another Star Trek movie! Someone get this man a tissue…
Gay Movie Night: Prepare to be Bored
Oh, look, another “film studio” (🙄) called STArt Film Studio is gracing Seattle with its presence. They’re a “non-profit” (suuure…
So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd
Prepare your popcorn, butter that stuff UP, and settle in, buttercups, because Alien: Earth is about to grace our screens,…
Thanos: Yeah, I’d Snap Back for the Right Price, Losers
Thanos, that big purple grape🍇 who got turned into dust and then got his head lopped off in Avengers: Endgame…
James Marsden Says ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Is Basically Just a Cozy Slipper Now
Oh, James Marsden is BACK as Cyclops, you guys! 🙄 Because apparently, we haven’t had enough of him squinting through…
‘Good Boy’: Finally, a Movie That Lets You See the World From a Pooch’s Perspective (Probably Full of Squirrels and Fire Hydrants)
Oh, no, not another movie where we have to Google “Does the dog die?” 🙄 Seriously, people, toughen up! If…
Thursday Murder Club Finally Gets a Trailer (Because Who Cares Anymore?)
Based on some dusty old book 📖 by Richard Osman (whoever that is 🤔), The Thursday Murder Club follows four…