Wolfie Plays All The Instruments Himself Because Apparently He Doesn’t Trust Anyone Else In The World
In a new interview with Cutter’s Rockcast, So, apparently, this dude Wolfgang Van Halen, the mastermind behind MAMMOTH WVH, thinks…
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“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Yikes
Wow, The Colored Calvary Movie Premiere & After Party! 🤣 At 2148 Delano St. Prepare for cinematic history! Mingle with…cast?…
“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Because Regular Calvary Is Just Too Damn Bland
**OMG! 🙄 “The Colored Calvary” 🐴🎬 is premiering at 2148 Delano St!** 🎉 Don’t miss this cinematic masterpiece 🤡 followed…
OMG! Al Pacino & a Bunch of Other People You Kinda Know Star in Gus Van Sant’s Latest Attempt to Stay Relevant: “Dead Man’s Wire” – Prepare to Be Mildly Underwhelmed
OMG! 😱😱😱 It’s called Dead Man’s Wire! How original! 🙄 Directed by none other than… wait for it… Gus Van…
Greenland 2: Migration Character Posters – Prepare for Peak Cinema
Oh, look, another disaster movie! 🙄 Because we haven’t had enough of those, right? GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION is gracing our…
Macaulay Culkin’s Brain Fart: ‘Home Alone’ Sequel Idea That’ll Make You Facepalm
Ah, Home Alone, that cinematic masterpiece where a child’s neglect turns into a festival of slapstick violence. Truly, a holiday…
HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi
OMG! 🎃 Seems like those geriatric German power metallers 🤘 from HELLOWEEN 🧙♀️ have had to CANCEL their eagerly (not…
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple’s New Poster – Guaranteed to Bore You Less Than the Movie Itself
Oh, joy! Another sequel no one asked for! Expanding upon the cinematic ✨masterpiece✨ that Danny Boyle and Alex Garland graced…
Carnival Cruise: Now With 100% More Homicide
Another day, another tragedy, and you just KNOW the Liberal media is going to twist this into something against our…
Far Cry: From Consoles to Catastrophe TV – Prepare for Maximum Cringe with Hawley and Mac’s Anthology Atrocity
FX, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe they lost a bet 🤷♂️), has greenlit an anthology TV show based on…