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7th Taiwan Film Festival of Boston: You Call That a Movie
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7th Taiwan Film Festival of Boston: You Call That a Movie

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Save 18% (wow!) if you buy 3 tickets to “Family in Focus” or “New Taipei City Day.”** 9/19-20…

“Deadly Obsession 2”: More Like “Deadly Snoozefest 2” Premiere
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“Deadly Obsession 2”: More Like “Deadly Snoozefest 2” Premiere

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

Deadly Obsession 2 Red Carpet Premiere Join the RIDICULOUS premiere of Deadly Obsession 2 at the Hippodrome Theater! πŸ™„ Walk…

Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
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Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…

“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness
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“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

M and M Film Productions, bless their cotton socks, have bravely announced that their upcoming crime thriller, The Shepherd Code:…

So You Wanna Watch a Movie About Black Magic, Huh?
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So You Wanna Watch a Movie About Black Magic, Huh?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Black Magic Entertainment πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ is taking over Brewvies Cinema Pub for ONE night! Prepare for Paul Draper, 🎩…

Another mind-numbing movie in Akron
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Another mind-numbing movie in Akron

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£Bring your grandma to watch the **Akron Stories Screening** on September 14, 2025, 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM at Highland…

Musical Matinees: “Lost Horizon” (1973) – Prepare for a Cinematic Black Hole
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Musical Matinees: “Lost Horizon” (1973) – Prepare for a Cinematic Black Hole

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Lost Horizon (1973)” is a cinematic masterpiece 🎬 by Charles Jarrott. Peter Finch & Co. star in this…

“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaserβ€”More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
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“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaserβ€”More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?

FinnSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! πŸ™„ A LIGHT…

Crapping Your Pants in the Woods: A Horror Movie Night
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Crapping Your Pants in the Woods: A Horror Movie Night

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Join the woke crowd on Saturday September 13th 2025 at 6:30 PM (EDT) for a screening of ‘Madman’…

Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right
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Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„Prepare for the ✨thrill✨ of your life! Drive-In Movie Night on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th! Gates open at 5:00pm for…

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