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Patrick Schwarzenegger, noted thespian, joins the cast of ‘Love of Your Life,’ a film destined for cinematic glory
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Patrick Schwarzenegger, noted thespian, joins the cast of ‘Love of Your Life,’ a film destined for cinematic glory

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, look, another Schwarzenegger! 🙄 Patrick, son of the Governator and Maria Shriver, has apparently been blessed with the acting…

Lucy Liu, the Undisputed Queen of Everything, Gets a Tiny Award and Shows a Movie No One’s Heard Of
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Lucy Liu, the Undisputed Queen of Everything, Gets a Tiny Award and Shows a Movie No One’s Heard Of

FinnJune 10, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, honey, look who it is! 👋 Lucy Liu, yes, THAT Lucy Liu, is gracing the peasants at the Locarno…

Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time
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Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, NOOOO! 😱 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite procrastination), has decided that the upcoming live-action The…

Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money
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Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful gaming gods! 🙏 Seagate, bless their cotton socks, has bestowed upon us, the unwashed masses of Xbox…

ABFF: Miguel Parga’s Guide to Directing (or How Not to Screw Up Your Movie)
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ABFF: Miguel Parga’s Guide to Directing (or How Not to Screw Up Your Movie)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

**Lights, Camera, Inaction! 🎬 Miguel Parga, a filmmaker so famous, you’ve probably never heard of him, will teach you how…

“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

“BURT” wins BEST COMEDY FEATURE (Cinequest Film Festival), BEST PICTURE (Phoenix Film Festival), BEST SCREENPLAY (Florida Film Festival) 🏆. It’s…

Camp Crystal Lake: Where counselors go to die, LOL
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Camp Crystal Lake: Where counselors go to die, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “Friday the 13th Part 2 Fest” at Crystal Lake? 🤣Adults only (21+)! Advance tix on Eventbrite: $20. FX…

Wu-Tang Clan: Rise of the Deciever? More Like Fall of My Expectations at Summer Games Fest 2025
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Wu-Tang Clan: Rise of the Deciever? More Like Fall of My Expectations at Summer Games Fest 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Yo, check it, fam! Summer Games Fest 2025 just dropped the most mind-blowing, earth-shattering, reality-bending announcement EVER! Prepare yourselves for…

MindsEye Teams Up With Bald Dude for Ultimate Sneakfest at Summer Games Fest 2025 (Prepare to be Blinded by Awesomeness)
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MindsEye Teams Up With Bald Dude for Ultimate Sneakfest at Summer Games Fest 2025 (Prepare to be Blinded by Awesomeness)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful RNGesus, another game trailer dropped during Summer Games Fest 2025! 🙄 Build A Rocket Boy (who?) and…

ACCEPT’s Geriatric Romp Through Stockholm: A 2025 Saga of Sunscreen and Stage Diving (Maybe)
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ACCEPT’s Geriatric Romp Through Stockholm: A 2025 Saga of Sunscreen and Stage Diving (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Fan-filmed video of ACCEPT’s June 3 gig at Gröna Lund in Stockholm is here! If you’re desperate enough to watch…

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