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Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies
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Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 21, 2026

Before Clayface got his own 2026 movie from DC Studios, he had headlined exactly zero (0) monthly comic series. Sure,…

Because What Horror Needed Was Another Generic Slayground Trailer Released
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Because What Horror Needed Was Another Generic Slayground Trailer Released

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Jeremy Saulnier, one of the most underappreciated genre directors working today, is back with a new film that promises to…

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a bold move to distract us from the impending doom of franchise fatigue, a new sweepstakes has emerged, offering…

Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently
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Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Nathan Fielder’s latest documentary, You Can See Everything, is a fascinating and frustrating exploration of the elusive Elizabeth Holmes, the…

Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision
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Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

The Simpsons brought back Apu, because of course they did. The 812th episode of the show featured the character’s first…

Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow
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Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready for a triple threat of creativity as Marko Djurdjevic brings his brainchild, ORKEN, to Lucca Comics & Games…

Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…

Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs
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Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

The new Street Fighter movie is a love letter to fans of the classic arcade game, packed with Easter eggs…

Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics
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Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh, joy, another comic book convention is just around the corner, and with it, the inevitable barrage of marketing buzzwords…

Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow
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Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Good movies are good, bad movies are bad, and then there are the movies that are so bad they’re good.…

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