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Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years
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Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Grand Theft Auto VI is finally on its way, and Netflix is giving us a first look before the game’s…

Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars
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Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

It’s a miracle any movie gets made, considering the chaotic process of rewrites and revisions that precede production. Even the…

More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means: a plethora of new movies to stream from the…

Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
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Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…

The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever
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The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

The United Arab Emirates (UAE) has finally decided to join the big leagues and become a major movie-making destination 🎬.…

Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
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Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…

Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
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Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 10, 2026

The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…

Oh Great Another Exorcist Sequel to Make Us All Possessed with Boredom Boorman and The Devil – Watch the trailer for the documentary about the sequel to The Exorcist that nobody asked for
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Oh Great Another Exorcist Sequel to Make Us All Possessed with Boredom Boorman and The Devil – Watch the trailer for the documentary about the sequel to The Exorcist that nobody asked for

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

The most epic fail in movie history is getting its own documentary, because who doesn’t love a good trainwreck? 🚂💥…

Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
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Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small plane that made an emergency landing on a Florida interstate,…

Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe
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Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Sharp-eyed viewers are accusing Stuart Fails to Save the Universe of using generative AI in its opening credits, because of…

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