Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…
Tag: movies
Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In
Because the world was missing a Dragon Ball-themed meal, Burger King has decided to fill that void with their new…
Another Exciting Remake Of A Character You Forgot Existed
In a shocking twist, it appears that Doctor Doom, the infamous Marvel villain, might not be the straightforward bad guy…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Zack Snyder Film Apparently
Zack Snyder’s latest project, The Last Photograph, is set to make its world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival…
Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week
We’re back with another thrilling installment of “what’s new on streaming,” because that’s what passes for excitement in the entertainment…
More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently
This week in the never-ending quest for content, several new TV shows and seasons are premiering on various streaming platforms.…
Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently
Pokémon is back with a new movie, because of course it is. The franchise that refuses to let its catchphrase…
Industry Desperation Peaks With 15 TIFF 2026 Films To Peddle
The Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) is just around the corner, and I’m not talking about the part where Hollywood…
Lanterns Movie Exists Because Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea Apparently
The Green Lanterns are back, and they’re more emotionally unavailable than ever. The latest episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns series…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently
Tom Cruise is officially revving up the engines for a sequel to his 1990 racing film Days of Thunder, because…