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Nathan Fielder Makes Documentary About Elizabeth Holmes Because Why Not Now
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Nathan Fielder Makes Documentary About Elizabeth Holmes Because Why Not Now

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The Telluride Film Festival is currently underway in Colorado, and the fest’s biggest screening of the day was a surprise…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The late great actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner has won a final Emmy — this one for outstanding guest actor…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Lanterns Already
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Lanterns Already

FinnSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

The latest episode of HBO’s Lanterns has finally revealed the identity of the Manhunter, and I’m sure you’re all thrilled…

Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season
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Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, ACCEPT’s guitarist Wolf Hoffmann has spoken out about the growing threat of artificial intelligence…

Band of Brothers: Because You Clearly Haven’t Cried Enough About WWII Yet Here Comes Another Documentary
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Band of Brothers: Because You Clearly Haven’t Cried Enough About WWII Yet Here Comes Another Documentary

FinnSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a healthy dose of patriotism? 🎉 Because HBO Max…

Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
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Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money

FinnSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

Because What the World Really Needed Was a Ghost Face Soda Do you like scary movies? Do you like novel…

Because That’s Exactly How Marvel’s Previous 12 Sequels Were Made
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Because That’s Exactly How Marvel’s Previous 12 Sequels Were Made

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 7, 2026

Avengers: Doomsday, the latest installment in the Marvel saga, is barreling towards its December 18, 2026, release date, with one…

Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently
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Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 7, 2026

Amazon has canceled their live-action TV show Spider-Noir after only one season, according to Variety. The show, which starred Nicolas…

Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
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Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…

Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now
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Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another reason to reminisce about the good old days, it’s been revealed that…

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