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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 18, 2026

Get ready for a hilarious ride, folks! 🎉👏 “The Book Was Better: the Triumphs and Travesties of Book to Film…

Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow
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Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Bryan Cranston has taken to Instagram to pay tribute to his late Breaking Bad co-star, RJ Mitte, who passed away…

Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not
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Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s new VR glasses, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More
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Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Quentin Tarantino is writing and directing his first play, The Popinjay Cavalier, because what the world really needed was another…

More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now
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More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

This week, we’re being treated to a whole new batch of TV shows and streaming series, because what we really…

Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On
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Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

RJ Mitte, the talented actor who brought Walter White Jr. to life on the critically acclaimed series Breaking Bad, has…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

It’s not like we’ve been waiting for a decent sci-fi movie to come along, but Amazon’s upcoming series Blade Runner…

Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever
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Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

The cosplayers were out in full force at New York Comic-Con over the weekend, because of course they were. Every…

Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow
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Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow

FinnOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

Brad Bird has directed seven movies, and to varying degrees, all of them except Ratatouille concern themselves with retro futures.…

Montgomery Tries To Save Avatar From Live Service Ruin
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Montgomery Tries To Save Avatar From Live Service Ruin

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

It’s finally happened, folks – the Avatar universe is back, and it’s bigger than ever. I mean, who needs a…

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