Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting for…
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Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas
It’s Christmas in July for Johnny Depp fans, because in Hollywood, every day is a holiday as long as there’s…
Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet
Horror movies are scary, sure, but you know what’s even scarier? Horror movie trailers. Those expertly crafted, adrenaline-fueled, sleep-depriving masterpieces…
Avengers Doomsday Trailer Serves Up More Of The Same Old Overhyped Nonsense Again
We’re back with another installment of “let’s pick apart every frame of the Avengers: Doomsday trailer” because, apparently, that’s what…
Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday
The first official trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has dropped, and with it comes the return of Steve Rogers, reconnecting with…
Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations
Just how nostalgic are Olds for Atari? We’re about to find out. Deadline reports that Universal has signed a deal…
More Remakes and Sequels to Binge on Streaming This Weekend Apparently
The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means – a slew of new movies to stream from…
More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…
Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more
Because the world was just missing one thing: more Deadpool. Actor/director Ryan Reynolds, the king of breaking the fourth wall,…
Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t love a good Robocop story,…