KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…
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Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Bryan Adams is back with a brand new single, 51st State, a powerful…
Scientists Confirm Every Band Thinks Their New Album Is Their Heaviest Yet
JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #005 After reviewing more than 53,000 interviews with musicians spanning five decades, the Jackal Research Division…
London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…
The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, The Proclaimers are back with a new album, because who needs a break…
Ann Wilson tells young musicians to abandon all hope and relationships now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some brutal honesty from one of rock’s most iconic voices? 🤯 Ann Wilson,…
Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…
Why Every Band Announces A Farewell Tour And Never Leaves
JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #001 Scientists Confirm Retirement In Rock Music Is Merely A Suggestion After decades of painstaking research,…