KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
I just found out that Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons, the sons of KISS legends Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons,…
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Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still
The music industry’s perpetual motion machine has churned out yet another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion.…
Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…
Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously
In a shocking turn of events, renowned hard rock vocalist Jeff Scott Soto has expressed his desire to rebuild his…
Primal Fear still exists somehow
OMG, you guys, power metal veterans PRIMAL FEAR are back with a new album, “Shadowriders”, and I’m literally shaking with…
SLEEP TOKEN saves music with overpriced signature guitars
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Fender Musical Instruments Corporation (FMIC) has just announced the most epic…
Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black again because you didn’t buy it enough times
To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black, UMR/Island will be reissuing the seminal album in a…
Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just found out that Blackie Lawless, the legendary…
Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…
Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt 🍺🖤. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…