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Tag: Music Industry

Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help
Breaking, Music News

Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh no, the music industry is doomed… or not. Taylor Momsen, the fearless frontwoman of THE PRETTY RECKLESS, has spoken…

Anders Colsefni dusts off old SLIPKNOT songs for nostalgic cash grab
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Anders Colsefni dusts off old SLIPKNOT songs for nostalgic cash grab

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Anders Colsefni, the original singer of Slipknot, has resurfaced to talk about his time…

Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises
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Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Ministry is breaking up… again 🤯. Al Jourgensen, the mastermind behind the industrial metal…

Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it
Breaking, Music News

Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Andy Bell, the iconic frontman of Erasure, has decided to revisit his 2005…

Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season
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Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

It’s high noon, and Blondie is back with a new album, because apparently, retirement is just a distant memory in…

Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell
Breaking, Music News

Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh joy, another anniversary, another excuse for the music industry to dust off the old cash cow and give it…

John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life
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John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process it myself,…

Backline Turns 7 And Keeps Music Industry Mental Health Momentum
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Backline Turns 7 And Keeps Music Industry Mental Health Momentum

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

Backline, a national 501(c)(3) nonprofit providing mental health resources to professionals and their families across all levels of the music…

Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough
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Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Well, well, well, look what we have here – another reissue, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Cabaret Voltaire’s…

Devin Townsend’s 36 Year Marriage Ends, Guess The Music Industry Wasn’t Enough To Pay The Bills
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Devin Townsend’s 36 Year Marriage Ends, Guess The Music Industry Wasn’t Enough To Pay The Bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious navel-gazing? Devin Townsend, the mastermind behind Strapping Young Lad and a…

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