APOCALYPTICA’s EICCA TOPPINEN Loses All Credibility By Claiming METALLICA’s ‘St Anger’ Is Actually Listenable
In a shocking turn of events, Eicca Toppinen, the cellist from Apocalyptica, has come out and said that Metallica’s infamous…
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Breaking News: Mats Levén Sings Entire Album Without Falling Asleep Because Let’s Be Real Yngwie’s Music Can Be Pretty Snooze Inducing
Breaking news: Mats Levén is a total rockstar and we’re not biased at all 🤘💥! He just played two epic…
Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉! The most epic, face-melting, and soul-crushing heavy metal project has…
Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Former SKID ROW singer Erik Grönwall, the man who’s…
BREAKING: 80 Year Old Guy You Never Heard Of Until Now Dies Leaving Behind Discography of Bands Your Dad Listens To
Legendary rock producer Jack Douglas has left the building, and we’re not just talking about his infamous studio antics 🤣.…
Get Ready for a Mind Blowing Experience of Endless Yellow Walls and Existential Dread in the MostThrilling Film of the Year Backrooms
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🎉👀 I mean, I know I am! 😂 Because, let’s…
SEPULTURA’s DERRICK GREEN Totally Not Crying Himself to Sleep Every Night Over ELOY CASAGRANDE’s ‘Shocking’ Departure
In a shocking turn of events, Sepultura’s longtime drummer Eloy Casagrande has left the band to join Slipknot 🤯. We…
ALL SHALL PERISH Still Alive Somehow Announces North American Tour To Celebrate 20 Years Of Screaming Into The Void With ‘The Price Of Existence’
The Northern California extreme metallers are embarking on a “The Price Of Existence 20 Year Anniversary” tour, because who doesn’t…
Free Tacos and Regrettable Life Choices Before Midnight at Mama Taco Bk
You’re invited to the most epic party of the year! 🎉🍻 Get in early and party free before midnight with…
DEEP PURPLE Finally Decides to Release Music That Matches Their Ego with New Single ‘Arrogant Boy’ from Their Obviously Genius Album ‘Splat’
Get ready to rock out with the legendary DEEP PURPLE, as they release their brand-new album “Splat!” on July 3…