TESTAMENT’s CHRIS DOVAS Proves He Can Hit Things With Sticks In New Drum-Cam Video From Down Under
OMG! 😱 Newbie drummer Chris Dovas (ex-SEVEN SPIRES, who?) just dropped a drum-cam video of him butchering “D.N.R. (Do Not…
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San Antonio: Get Ready for Events (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing)
**San Antonio: rated E for EVERYONE! 🤡 Take a “soothing” Riverwalk (prepare to be SOOTHED). Ghost tours in Alamo City?…
Fort Collins, CO: Get Ready for Some Excitement (Or Not)
Oh, Fort Collins! 🙄 Prepare for “Popular Events” and “Happening Vibes.” 🤪 Because who needs a life when you can…
St. Pete, FL: Get Ready for Events (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing)
OMG! Saint Petersburg, Florida, is THE place to be, like, forever! Check out events, dearies! 🇺🇸 5th of July –…
SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)
OMG! SLAYER, those “retired” thrash metal legends (air quotes for dramatic effect), graced us with their presence at Blackweir Fields…
Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)
Okay, so apparently it’s been a real snoozefest for animated movies this year 😴. I mean, who even cares about…
Zetro’s Back, Baby! Hear Him Butcher Songs He’s Never Even Tried Before
Folks, get ready for the most epic, most groundbreaking, most Zetro-riffic event of the millennium! 🎤 Steve “Zetro” Souza, the…
Savatage’s 2025 Comeback: Johnny Lee Middleton States the Obvious
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with Eonmusic at Hellfest 2025, SAVATAGE bassist Johnny Lee Middleton revealed the band’s ingenious…
Bruce Dickinson Dumps New ‘Gods Of War’ Track – Prepare for Maximum Picasso Ball-osity
So, IRON MAIDEN’s very own air raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, is gracing us with a “reworked” version of his ’90s…
GHOST’s Tobias Forge Builds Metal Church: Prepare for ‘Skeletour’ of Utter Darkness and Questionable Architecture
GHOST, the *totally* underground Swedish rock band (yeah, right), is gracing the U.S. with its presence on the “Skeletour” world…