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Tag: Music

Fortnite Accidentally Leaks Crappy Fantastic Four Skins on Twitter, Nobody Cares
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Fortnite Accidentally Leaks Crappy Fantastic Four Skins on Twitter, Nobody Cares

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

😂OMG! Fortnite, the game that refuses to die, is collabing with the Fantastic Four? 🙄Seriously? As if we needed more…

WEDNESDAY 13 Proves Funerals Can Be a Blast With New “Rotting Away” Music Video
Breaking, Music News

WEDNESDAY 13 Proves Funerals Can Be a Blast With New “Rotting Away” Music Video

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Behold! During his totally epic “Summer Blood Storm” European tour (because blood storms are TOTALLY a thing, right? 🙄), Wednesday…

Mike Shinoda: I Had Other Plans For Linkin Park (Like a Reunion Tour with a Hologram Chester)
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Mike Shinoda: I Had Other Plans For Linkin Park (Like a Reunion Tour with a Hologram Chester)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

OMG, you guys! LINKIN PARK, the band that peaked in 2000, is still trying to be relevant! Mike Shinoda, bless…

Old Farts and Bland Beats: The Dayely Melodies Band Experience
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Old Farts and Bland Beats: The Dayely Melodies Band Experience

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 20, 2025

Get ready to boogie 🕺 with the Daye’ly Melodies Band! They’re bringing you soulful 🎶 grooves and funky beats from…

Grover Beach: More Like a Snoozer Beach, am I Right?
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Grover Beach: More Like a Snoozer Beach, am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 20, 2025

**Grover Beach PD is throwing a rager!** 🥳 “Grover Beach Night Out” is July 26, 5 PM till dark, at…

Witness the Sheer Genius of METALLICA’s ‘M72’ Tour (feat Video Nerds and a Thingy Called PIXERA)
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Witness the Sheer Genius of METALLICA’s ‘M72’ Tour (feat Video Nerds and a Thingy Called PIXERA)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

METALLICA, those lovable dinosaurs of thrash 🦖, are apparently still touring. And get this, their “M72” tour, which sounds suspiciously…

Masked Morons in ‘PRESIDENT’ Announce EP Called ‘King Of Errors’
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Masked Morons in ‘PRESIDENT’ Announce EP Called ‘King Of Errors’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

So, there’s this super-duper “mysterious” (read: try-hard) masked British rock band called PRESIDENT. 🙄 Rumor has it, and by “rumor,”…

Black Sabbitch: An All-Female Black Sabbath Tribute Band About to Unleash a Live Album Upon Unsuspecting Ears
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Black Sabbitch: An All-Female Black Sabbath Tribute Band About to Unleash a Live Album Upon Unsuspecting Ears

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

BLACK SABBITCH — allegedly the most popular BLACK SABBATH tribute act in the history of ever (according to their moms),…

FIT FOR A KING Dumps New Track ‘Witness The End’ Featuring EMO KING Chris Motionless
Breaking, Music News

FIT FOR A KING Dumps New Track ‘Witness The End’ Featuring EMO KING Chris Motionless

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

FIT FOR A KING, those metalcore majesties (said no one ever 🙄), have graced us with a music video for…

Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge
Elephant Reads CNN

Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Here we go again! Another “unknown vehicle” plows into a crowd in East Hollywood. You know what that means, folks…

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