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OMG! 😱 Get ready to clutch your pearls, folks, because IN THIS MOMENT, those purveyors of… uh… *theatrical* rock (yeah,…
Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…
Oh, joy! 🙄 Bryan Ferry And Amelia Barratt – Loose Talk (BMG). Apparently, Bryan’s still alive. Who knew? So, Ferry’s first album…
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric Swedes in CLAWFINGER, yes, the ones your dad used to listen to while wearing JNCO jeans👖,…
In a recent, earth-shattering interview with Graspop Metal Meeting, the dynamic duo of UGLY KID JOE, Whitfield Crane (vocals, allegedly)…
So, METALLICA’s tour coordinator, this dude Jon-Michael Marino (who?), gave KPIX (aka CBS Bay Area, which, let’s be honest, nobody…
OMG! 👴🏻🎸⚡️ AC/DC, those geriatric rockers who haven’t had a decent album since, like, the Stone Age, are apparently dragging…
So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…
Welcome to Rebel Ink Tattoo — a legendary tattoo shop in Boiling Springs, South Carolina, where needles meet heavy metal!…
Oh my freaking god, you guys! 🙄 Look what I found! Some old dudes playing music at some festival called…
