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Tag: Music

SHARE ROSS: VIXEN Got Too Real, Had to Bounce Before the Feels Hit
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SHARE ROSS: VIXEN Got Too Real, Had to Bounce Before the Feels Hit

Chord F. DiscordJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Metal-Net (because who else would care?), former VIXEN bassist Share Ross, yes, *that* Share Ross,…

Critically Acclaimed 2025 Film (97% on Rotten Tomatoes, No Way!) Now Streaming Online
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Critically Acclaimed 2025 Film (97% on Rotten Tomatoes, No Way!) Now Streaming Online

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Sinners, the cinematic masterpiece of 2025 (according to someone, somewhere), boasting a Rotten Tomatoes score so high it’s practically levitating,…

FAILURE Announces Band Documentary ‘Every Time You Dropped Your Instruments’
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FAILURE Announces Band Documentary ‘Every Time You Dropped Your Instruments’

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Oh, great, more FAILURE. As if the world needed another documentary about a band that peaked in the 90s and…

Shinedown’s ‘Three Six Five’ Somehow Climbs to the Top of the “Alternative” Chart, Proving Music is Dead
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Shinedown’s ‘Three Six Five’ Somehow Climbs to the Top of the “Alternative” Chart, Proving Music is Dead

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

SHINEDOWN, bless their hearts, have somehow managed to snag the No. 1 spot on the Alternative Radio chart with their…

CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover
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CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Grammy Award-winning (allegedly) musician, producer (of questionable sounds), author (sure, Jan) and founding member of such groundbreaking (into the ground)…

Taylor Swift Goes Broke Buying Herself Back — Now She Owns Her Songs but Lives in a Studio Apartment
“I Cost a Billion?!”: Taylor Swift Sells All Her Cars to Reclaim Albums No One Asked For
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Taylor Swift Goes Broke Buying Herself Back — Now She Owns Her Songs but Lives in a Studio Apartment

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Taylor Swift — spiritual leader of sad white girls, cat mom influencer, and unofficial president of breakup ballads — is…

OSBOURNES: Still Alive? (Barely) – Comic Con Midlands, July
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OSBOURNES: Still Alive? (Barely) – Comic Con Midlands, July

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Ozzy Osbourne, the bat-biting legend, and his equally legendary (debatable) family are gracing the Comic Con Midlands in Birmingham, UK,…

Tampa’s “Best” Country Bar: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices
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Tampa’s “Best” Country Bar: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**Yeehaw! 🤠 Southern Belle in Ybor City is Tampa’s “ultimate” country bar & grill. A “hidden gem”💎, they say! More…

Tampa Bay’s Sweatiest, Most Regretful Sunday Nightclub Destination
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Tampa Bay’s Sweatiest, Most Regretful Sunday Nightclub Destination

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Disco Designer blessed Tampa with Tangra Nightclub! 🎉 Multi-level madness, eccentric rooms – the #1 nightlife attraction! 🤪…

NEFARIOUS (lol!) Feat EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, HIRAX & HEATHEN Members Drop 2nd Single
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NEFARIOUS (lol!) Feat EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, HIRAX & HEATHEN Members Drop 2nd Single

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

NEFARIOUS, a geriatric thrash metal “supergroup” (term used loosely) hailing from the sunny state of California, featuring the fossilized vocal…

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