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Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do
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Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. The legendary Black Sabbath guitarist, Tony Iommi, is…

Lollapalooza 2026 Sizzles with Jennie and Wolf Alice Sets
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Lollapalooza 2026 Sizzles with Jennie and Wolf Alice Sets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2026

Lollapalooza 2026 continued Saturday, August 1st, with a day featuring sets by JENNIE, Geese, Ethel Cain, Wolf Alice, Clipse, Sienna…

Phil Collins Near Death Scare in 2024 Due to Excessive Drinking
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Phil Collins Near Death Scare in 2024 Due to Excessive Drinking

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2026

Phil Collins has revealed that he was close to death during an April 2024 hospitalization, when organ failure left his…

David Byrne Unveils Ultimate Biking Playlist
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David Byrne Unveils Ultimate Biking Playlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2026

David Byrne has shared a music playlist he listens to while biking between tour dates on his ongoing “Who Is…

Canadian Metal Band Turns Hospital Into Rock Venue For Ailing Fan
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Canadian Metal Band Turns Hospital Into Rock Venue For Ailing Fan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2026

Sometimes metal shows can be a real bad experience for everyone involved. A recent set from Canadian power metal band…

Shatner to Perform at Coachella at 95 in 2027
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Shatner to Perform at Coachella at 95 in 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2026

William Shatner may have accidentally revealed one of Coachella’s first 2027 bookings: himself. The 95-year-old actor recently appeared alongside his…

Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos
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Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I just found out that KINGS OF CHAOS,…

JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life
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JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, it’s not like…

XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
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XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…

BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously
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BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE just dropped a new single, “Don’t Run”,…

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