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Tag: Music

SHINEDOWN Unleashes ‘Ei8ht’ Album, Drops ‘Safe And Sound’ Single, and Plans 2026 World Tour to Make Your Ears Cry Tears of Joy (or Confusion)
Oh Look, SHINEDOWN Has a New Album Coming Out, How Original
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SHINEDOWN Unleashes ‘Ei8ht’ Album, Drops ‘Safe And Sound’ Single, and Plans 2026 World Tour to Make Your Ears Cry Tears of Joy (or Confusion)

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, SHINEDOWN has announced they’ll be releasing their eighth studio album,…

Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu Unleashes Another Trailer — Because One Wasn’t Enough to Satisfy Your Baby Yoda Cravings
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Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu Unleashes Another Trailer — Because One Wasn’t Enough to Satisfy Your Baby Yoda Cravings

FinnFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh great, another Star Wars movie where the Empire falls again, because apparently, they’re just really bad at staying fallen.…

D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)
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D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

BFI Distribution has graced us with the brand-new UK trailer and poster for the award-winning D is for Distance. The…

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Angel City Brewery Hosts Fools Faire: Where Broken Hearts Meet Booze

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Fools Faire: A Court of Broken Hearts 📅 Sunday, February 15, 2026 | 🕛 Doors at Noon | 🔞 NC-17…

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“USC Symposium: Arts + Health? More Like Arts + Hocus Pocus!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

USC’s “Mind-Blowing” Symposium: Arts, Health, and Wellness Prepare to have your mind blown at USC’s first-ever symposium exploring the intersection…

SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan
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SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 15, 2026February 15, 2026

Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…

Live

“Jersey Edition Afrobeats Day Party in Beverly Hills: Because Nothing Says Luxury Like Shuffling in Jerseys During All Star Weekend”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Attention party people! 🎉 Get ready for the Afrobeats Day Party in Beverly Hills during ALL STAR WEEKEND! 🕺💃 Time:…

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AfroAmp Drops: Dutty Love! Because Why Not?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

ONCE-A-MONTH ACTIVATION WITH SPECIAL GUEST DJs SUNDAY FEBRUARY 15TH 2026 | 9PM – 3AM PERFORMING LIVE SPECIAL GUEST “NOVEMBER ROSE”…

Live

AFROBEATS: “WE BEAT KONPA SO HARD, THEY’RE STILL IN RECOVERY MODE” vs KONPA: “AFROBEATS? MORE LIKE AFRO-BORED”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

AFROBEATS VS KONPA VIBES 🎶 Brace yourselves, Boston! On SUNDAY FEBRUARY 15, MIXX360 is hosting the ultimate showdown: Afrobeats vs…

Live

ROOF on theWit| Sunday Funday: Love Hurts, But This Party Doesn’t

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

🎉 Valentine’s Day Weekend Sunday Funday at ROOF on theWit 🎉 Because nothing says “I love you” like paying $20…

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