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CHAI RAVE SF: DESI DAYTIMER DOMINATION FEB 21 @ 620 JONES—BRING YOUR SPICES!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

620 JONES TAKEOVER We’re commandeering the 620 Jones Rooftop for beats, brews, and breathtaking skylines! Get ready for a full…

NANCY WILSON’S LAST HEART ALBUM: THE VICTORY LAP BEGINS IN 2027 (BECAUSE 2026 WAS TOO SOON)
HEART's Nancy Wilson: "I've Got Songs, But I'm Also Tired of Sleeping on Tour Buses"
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NANCY WILSON’S LAST HEART ALBUM: THE VICTORY LAP BEGINS IN 2027 (BECAUSE 2026 WAS TOO SOON)

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed she’s working on new…

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“Mazatlán Banda Fest: When La Original Banda el Limón, Band Carnaval, and Other Loud Neighbors Decide to Throw a Party”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Mazatlán Banda Fest at Santa Fe Springs Swap Meet: Because nothing says “family fun” like a 5:30pm start time! 😂…

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SILENT DISCO @ DRAKE’S THE BARN: BECAUSE SHOUTING “TURN IT DOWN” IS SO 2023

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Sacramento’s SILENT DISCO at Drake’s The Barn: 3 music channels by H.E.R.E., ALORE, & Twelves Wax. FREE entry w/ RSVP!…

Deep Water Watch: When Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley Realize Sharks Are the Real MVPs
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Deep Water Watch: When Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley Realize Sharks Are the Real MVPs

FinnFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh great, another movie where people survive a plane crash only to realize they’re now the main course in a…

GHOST Unleashes “Umbra” Music Video, Because Darkness Needs a Soundtrack Too
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GHOST Unleashes “Umbra” Music Video, Because Darkness Needs a Soundtrack Too

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

GHOST just dropped a new video for “Umbra” and honestly, it’s giving us full-on rock opera vibes with a side…

LIFE OF AGONY Turns ‘Don’t You (Forget About Me)’ Into A Post-Grunge Funeral March For Bender’s Soul
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LIFE OF AGONY Turns ‘Don’t You (Forget About Me)’ Into A Post-Grunge Funeral March For Bender’s Soul

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Brooklyn’s LIFELINE OF AGONY (formerly known as LIFE OF AGONY) has once again proven they can turn any classic into…

Metal Church Unleashes ‘Brainwash Game’ Single From Their New Album ‘Dead To Rights’—Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?
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Metal Church Unleashes ‘Brainwash Game’ Single From Their New Album ‘Dead To Rights’—Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

West Coast thrash metal legends METAL CHURCH will release their 13th studio album, “Dead To Rights”, on April 10 via…

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LET IT HAPPEN (TAME IMPALA DANCE PARTY) – BECAUSE REALITY CAN WAIT

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 13, 2026

🎉 Get ready to trip the night away at Drom NYC this Friday! 🎉 Who needs reality when you’ve got…

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OUTLAWS & LEGENDS MUSIC FESTIVAL ~ 15th ANNIVERSARY (WHERE LEGENDS OUTLAW THE OUTLAWS)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 13, 2026

The Biggest 1-Stage Event in Texas returns to the Back Porch of Texas for its 15th Outlaws & Legends Music…

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