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Kim Thayil Thinks Soundgarden’s Ghostly Chris Cornell Tracks Might Finally Escape the Vault and Haunt Your Speakers πŸ‘»πŸŽ
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Kim Thayil Thinks Soundgarden’s Ghostly Chris Cornell Tracks Might Finally Escape the Vault and Haunt Your Speakers πŸ‘»πŸŽ

Chord F. DiscordMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG, Kim Thayil Thinks He’s Gonna Finish That Soundgarden Album? πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Like, Dude, Chris Has Been Dead Since 2017! πŸ’€…

πŸ”Œ Neil Young vs. Tesla: Rock Star Accuses Elon Musk of Concert Power Struggles
🎸 Should Neil Young Buy a Tesla? Why the Rocker and Billionaire Can't Find Common Ground
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πŸ”Œ Neil Young vs. Tesla: Rock Star Accuses Elon Musk of Concert Power Struggles

FinnMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

Rock legend Neil Young, whose age is catching up to the oldest electric vehicle, has declared war on Elon Musk…

Faster Pussycat Announces New Single ‘Motorbike,’ because apparently the 80s called and demanded their hairspray and questionable lyrics back πŸ™„ 🏍️🎢
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Faster Pussycat Announces New Single ‘Motorbike,’ because apparently the 80s called and demanded their hairspray and questionable lyrics back πŸ™„ 🏍️🎢

Chord F. DiscordMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

Oh. My. Gawd. πŸ™„ Faster Pussycat, those geriatric glam rockers who probably need walkers more than motorcycles, are releasing a…

Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ˜‚
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Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈ In a groundbreaking interview…

Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security πŸ‘΄πŸ€˜πŸŽΈ
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Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security πŸ‘΄πŸ€˜πŸŽΈ

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! 🀘 Like, who even HAS that…

John 5 Blesses Us With His Untouched Guitar Genius (Recorded After Only 73 Takes, Allegedly πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ€˜).
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John 5 Blesses Us With His Untouched Guitar Genius (Recorded After Only 73 Takes, Allegedly πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ€˜).

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

🎸🚨 OMG! John 5, bless his heart, just dropped a “one-take” playthrough of MΓΆtley CrΓΌe’s “Dogs Of War”! πŸΆβš”οΈ Prepare…

Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? πŸ™„Good luck with that, buddy! πŸ€£πŸŽΈπŸ’€
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Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? πŸ™„Good luck with that, buddy! πŸ€£πŸŽΈπŸ’€

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Hold on to your dentures, geriatric rockers TRIUMPH are BACK! Or… sort of. πŸ₯πŸŽ€πŸŽΈ Apparently, they’re conjuring up some “high-tech…

OMG! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‘΄ Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! πŸ¦–πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚
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OMG! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‘΄ Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! πŸ¦–πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, those dinosaurs πŸ¦– of rock, actually shared a stage again! I know, I…

HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! πŸŽƒπŸ˜‚πŸ’€
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HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! πŸŽƒπŸ˜‚πŸ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…

Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already πŸ™„ πŸ’ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽΆ
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Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already πŸ™„ πŸ’ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽΆ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare yourselves, peasants, because TH Entertainment and Mercury Studios (aka Eagle Rock Entertainment – sounds like a retirement…

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