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Tag: Music

Fine Young Cannibals, bless their hearts, are *still* trying to relive their 80s glory with “anniversary” shows – as if anyone remembers them πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅πŸ˜‚.
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Fine Young Cannibals, bless their hearts, are *still* trying to relive their 80s glory with “anniversary” shows – as if anyone remembers them πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅πŸ˜‚.

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Roland Gift, bless his cotton socks, is STILL milking the Fine Young Cannibals cow πŸ„! Apparently, it’s been…

Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🀘πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚.
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Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🀘πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚.

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh, for the love of Lars! πŸ™„ Another “expert” weighs in on the eternal METALLICA debate. Radioactive MikeZ, bless his…

Sammy Hagar’s releasing a new song called “Encore, Thank You, Goodnight,” because apparently, he hasn’t said enough about Eddie Van Halen yet πŸ™„πŸŽ€πŸŽΈπŸ”₯.
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Sammy Hagar’s releasing a new song called “Encore, Thank You, Goodnight,” because apparently, he hasn’t said enough about Eddie Van Halen yet πŸ™„πŸŽ€πŸŽΈπŸ”₯.

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

🚨🚨🚨 RED ALERT! The Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar, is BACK…again! πŸ™„ This time, he’s gracing us with a new single,…

🚨 New Pornographers Drummer Arrested, Porno for Pyros Defend Themselves! πŸ˜‚
πŸ”₯ Big Arrests and Excuses: How Musicians Handle Crisis? 🎢
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🚨 New Pornographers Drummer Arrested, Porno for Pyros Defend Themselves! πŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

In the wake of the explosive scandal involving the band New Pornographers, whose drummer Joe Seiders was arrested for possession…

Grandma Rocker Dusts Off His Dentures for a “New” Album πŸ€£πŸ’€ (Is it Naptime Yet?) πŸŽΈπŸ‘΄
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Grandma Rocker Dusts Off His Dentures for a “New” Album πŸ€£πŸ’€ (Is it Naptime Yet?) πŸŽΈπŸ‘΄

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 19, 2025April 19, 2025

The ageless wonder, Stevie Nicks, 76 (yes, you read that right, boomers!), graced the Pollstar Hall of Fame with her…

🎡 AI Blackmail on Deezer: Musical Revolution or End of the World? πŸ€–
🚨 Deezer Under Siege: AI Terrorists Attack! 🎢
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🎡 AI Blackmail on Deezer: Musical Revolution or End of the World? πŸ€–

Chord F. DiscordApril 17, 2025April 17, 2025

In a world where artificial intelligence has already learned to write poetry, paint pictures, and even cook borscht, the time…

πŸ€– Technical Glitch or Conspiracy? Why Katy Perry Didn’t Stay in Space! πŸ›Έ
🎀 Petition Failed: Katy Perry is Back on Earth! πŸ˜…
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πŸ€– Technical Glitch or Conspiracy? Why Katy Perry Didn’t Stay in Space! πŸ›Έ

Chord F. DiscordApril 14, 2025April 14, 2025

Yesterday was a real shocker for space travel enthusiasts and, of course, for those who signed the petition to keep…

🎀🍊 Pulp and Florida Juice: What Do Britpop Legends and Citrus Have in Common?
🍊🎢 Jarvis Cocker and Pulp: How Oranges Inspired a New Album After 24 Years!
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🎀🍊 Pulp and Florida Juice: What Do Britpop Legends and Citrus Have in Common?

Chord F. DiscordApril 11, 2025April 11, 2025

Britpop legends Pulp are making a comeback with their first album in 24 years β€” and it’s all thanks to…

πŸŽ‰ Elton John and Madonna: How a Breast Became the Cause of a Decade-Long Rivalry! πŸ•Ί
🎀 Madonna and Elton John: The Battle of the Chest is Over! Find Out Who Won! 🎢
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πŸŽ‰ Elton John and Madonna: How a Breast Became the Cause of a Decade-Long Rivalry! πŸ•Ί

Chord F. DiscordApril 8, 2025April 8, 2025

In the world of pop music, an incredible event has taken place β€” Madonna and Elton John have finally reconciled…

🍺 Springsteen’s New “Tracks II: The Lost Albums” Record: 83 Songs About Hammers, Metal, and Post-Shift Beers!
🏭 "I Don't Sleep on Bags of Money!" β€” Bruce Springsteen Drops 7 Albums with Factory Hits!
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🍺 Springsteen’s New “Tracks II: The Lost Albums” Record: 83 Songs About Hammers, Metal, and Post-Shift Beers!

Chord F. DiscordApril 4, 2025April 4, 2025

Bruce Springsteen, the legendary rock musician and billionaire, is reminding the world of his roots. On June 27, he’s releasing…

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