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Tag: Music

Hitchcock’s Oldie: Guy Knew a Thing or Two, Big Deal
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Hitchcock’s Oldie: Guy Knew a Thing or Two, Big Deal

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! Richard L. Edwards, PhD in Film Studies (USC!), will host NoirCon 2024 at the Palm Springs Cultural Center, November…

Old Fart Films? More Like Moldy Fart Films: September Screening & We Survived 3 Years Party!
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Old Fart Films? More Like Moldy Fart Films: September Screening & We Survived 3 Years Party!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🚨Not Your Daddy’s Films: Sept Screening & 3rd B-Day Party!🚨 Doors/Bar @ 6 PM, Screening @ 7 PM. Prepare for…

Britny Fox Reunion: Johnny Dee Says “Not a Chance, Ya Jagoffs”
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Britny Fox Reunion: Johnny Dee Says “Not a Chance, Ya Jagoffs”

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Anthony Bryant of The Hair Metal Guru (yes, someone actually calls themselves that), former BRITNY…

Chainsaw Man—The Movie: Reze Arc Hitting North America on October 29 (Prepare for Peak Fiction or Utter Disappointment)
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Chainsaw Man—The Movie: Reze Arc Hitting North America on October 29 (Prepare for Peak Fiction or Utter Disappointment)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here. After approximately 3 decades of waiting (give or take), Crunchyroll, bless their…

Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence
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Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

🎉 Labor Day Weekend Sunday Jam! 🎉What Band💩 performs LIVE at Piano Keys Restaurant & Lounge! 🗓️Sunday, August 31st, 6:00…

The Target Shoots First? More Like The Target Misses Completely (1999), Brought To You By People Who Didn’t Watch It
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The Target Shoots First? More Like The Target Misses Completely (1999), Brought To You By People Who Didn’t Watch It

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

**T.A.P.E.’s Home Video Day 2025 🤪– Music Edition CLOSES with a screening of “THE TARGET SHOOTS FIRST” (1999)!** Wilcha, armed…

Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)
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Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! Belinda Carlisle, once the queen of bubblegum pop, is releasing a “California-themed” album. Probably…

California Dreamin’ of a New Wave Nightmare
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California Dreamin’ of a New Wave Nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**OMG! NEW WAVE🌊 docu-screening on National Grief Awareness Day! Sob & laugh on Saturday, August 30th at 6 PM in…

Emma Thompson and Judy Greer star in “Dead of Winter,” a thriller that’s probably not as thrilling as doing your taxes
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Emma Thompson and Judy Greer star in “Dead of Winter,” a thriller that’s probably not as thrilling as doing your taxes

FinnAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for the most groundbreaking cinematic masterpiece of 2025! 🙄 It’s about a woman, Barb (played by…

SEX PISTOLS’ ‘Never Mind The Bollocks’ Reissue: As If You Didn’t Already Own It
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SEX PISTOLS’ ‘Never Mind The Bollocks’ Reissue: As If You Didn’t Already Own It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

“Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols”, an album that apparently “rewired” 20 years of rock in under 40…

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