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Tag: Music

DEORRO’s DJ Set in the Bathroom: The Best Dance Music You’ve Never Heard
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DEORRO’s DJ Set in the Bathroom: The Best Dance Music You’ve Never Heard

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 26, 2025

Fresno’s most predictable event of the year returns! Deorro will once again play “Yee” and “Bam” sounds at the Rainbow…

Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral
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Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

When Alice Cooper Met the Symphony Orchestra, and the Classical World Never Saw It Coming 😱🎻 In a turn of…

The Chosen Few DJs Holiday Party: House Music on 2 Floors (Because 1 Floor Just Isn’t Enough to Confuse Your Dance Moves)
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The Chosen Few DJs Holiday Party: House Music on 2 Floors (Because 1 Floor Just Isn’t Enough to Confuse Your Dance Moves)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 25, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: DJs to Play Music for Humans Who Enjoy Not Sitting in Silence 🚨 In a shocking turn of…

MAX CAVALERA Prays for A.I. Friendship Bracelets While Robots Plot World Domination
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MAX CAVALERA Prays for A.I. Friendship Bracelets While Robots Plot World Domination

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Move Over, Mozart: Max Cavalera Declares War on Robot Rockers and AI-Generated “Soul” Music 🤖🎸 In a shocking turn of…

SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’
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SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

When Heavy Metal Met Jesus: John Cooper’s Wild Journey From Mom’s Deathbed Prophecies to Rocking the Devil’s Favorite Genre 🤘😇…

Top 5 Christmas Games Where Santa Probably Needs Therapy
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Top 5 Christmas Games Where Santa Probably Needs Therapy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Christmas Exists, And So Do These Five Video Games (Probably) 🎄 So, in the spirit of seasonal chaos…

John Petrucci Says Dream Theater and Fans Are BFFs, Because Apparently Prog Rock Needs a Group Chat
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John Petrucci Says Dream Theater and Fans Are BFFs, Because Apparently Prog Rock Needs a Group Chat

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

🎸 In a stunning turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with ears and a calendar),…

New Year’s Eve Rooftop Bash: Come for the Harbor Views Stay for the Open Bar and Questionable Life Choices
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New Year’s Eve Rooftop Bash: Come for the Harbor Views Stay for the Open Bar and Questionable Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 23, 2025

🍾 The Great Bottle Service Migration of 2025: Harbor Rooftop Declares War on Wallets, December 26th! 🎉💸 In a bold…

TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)
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TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Move over, Shakespeare — there’s a new drama king in town, and he’s wearing a papal robe, face paint, and…

JPA Nihon Buyo Recital 2025 Where Fans Pay to Watch Kabuki Dancers Pretend to Be Trees
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JPA Nihon Buyo Recital 2025 Where Fans Pay to Watch Kabuki Dancers Pretend to Be Trees

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 22, 2025

🐍✨ In a stunning display of cultural confusion, 11 performers will wiggle, twirl, and dramatically flap their sleeves in “Nihon…

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