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Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.
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Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Scorpions, those geriatric rock gods, are STILL alive and kicking…mostly! Klaus Meine, Rudolf Schenker, and Matthias Jabs…

Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΆπŸ₯΄
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Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΆπŸ₯΄

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

In an earth-shattering interview with some dude on YouTube named Alejandrosis (who?), Paradise Lost guitarist Aaron Aedy (who? again) deigned…

“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It πŸ€ͺ.”
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“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It πŸ€ͺ.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

OMG, Crematory’s STILL at it? πŸ‘΄πŸ’€ I thought these guys were, like, actually cremated back in the 90s! Apparently, they’ve…

iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players πŸ’ΏπŸ™„πŸ’°
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iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players πŸ’ΏπŸ™„πŸ’°

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

🚨🚨🚨 Hold onto your hats, folks, because iam8bit, purveyor of overpriced video game paraphernalia, is BACK with another vinyl record…

Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎀πŸ₯΄
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Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎀πŸ₯΄

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. πŸ’– It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…

Witness the Metalpocalypse: Exodus and Death Angel’s Singer Butcher a Scorpions Tune in Anaheim πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ”₯
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Witness the Metalpocalypse: Exodus and Death Angel’s Singer Butcher a Scorpions Tune in Anaheim πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ”₯

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

🀣OMG! Did anyone actually SEE this?! DEATH ANGEL’s resident screamer, Mark Osegueda, apparently thought it was a good idea to…

Shinedown promises more ear-splitting “music” before the year mercifully ends πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ”₯
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Shinedown promises more ear-splitting “music” before the year mercifully ends πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ”₯

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OH. MY. GAWD. 😱 Shinedown, those purveyors of fine adult contemporary rock (with *just* enough edge to make your mom…

Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸŽ€
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Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸŽ€

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Breaking News! Chris Jericho, the Esteemed Thespian of Metal (and Wrestling), Drops Some Knowledge Bombs (and Maybe a Body Slam)…

Addison Rae Quits Music After One (1) Song, Proving Even TikTok Stars Can’t Escape the Clutches of Mediocrity πŸ’€πŸŽ€πŸ—‘οΈ?
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Addison Rae Quits Music After One (1) Song, Proving Even TikTok Stars Can’t Escape the Clutches of Mediocrity πŸ’€πŸŽ€πŸ—‘οΈ?

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

OMG, you guys, Addison Rae is releasing an album, and apparently, it’s going to be the BEST. ALBUM. EVER. Like,…

🀯 β€œStill Not Dead!”: Faces Are Dropping a COMEBACK Album After 50 Years (No, It’s Not a Prank)
🀬 Boomer Rockers Ready to Humiliate Gen Z – Faces Return with the Album of the Century
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🀯 β€œStill Not Dead!”: Faces Are Dropping a COMEBACK Album After 50 Years (No, It’s Not a Prank)

FinnApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

In case you thought Faces were already living out their golden years at some Florida retirement ranch, mainlining prune juice…

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