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Tag: Music

Bandalos Chinos Takes Center Stage in Global Music Scene Rise
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Bandalos Chinos Takes Center Stage in Global Music Scene Rise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Bandalos Chinos, the Argentine band led by Goyo Degano, has been making waves in the music scene for over a…

Yasiin Beys The Ecstatic Makes Triumphant Digital Return
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Yasiin Beys The Ecstatic Makes Triumphant Digital Return

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Seven years in digital exile stranded Yasiin Bey’s fourth studio album in the bureaucratic nowhere between existence and recognition. The…

Tupac’s Alleged Killer Finally Gets Day in Court After Ages
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Tupac’s Alleged Killer Finally Gets Day in Court After Ages

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the legendary Tupac Shakur, and I have to say, this guy’s life was…

Blackmore Hints At Final Deep Purple Reunion
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Blackmore Hints At Final Deep Purple Reunion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Ritchie Blackmore has offered insight into what spurred his recent onstage reunion with Deep Purple, the band he helped form…

Jonas Brothers Launch Burning Up Tour Across North America
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Jonas Brothers Launch Burning Up Tour Across North America

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

The Jonas Brothers have announced “The Burning Up Tour All Over Again,” a fall 2026 North American run that serves…

Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny
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Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

I mean, who needs a social life when you can spend your days obsessing over the latest drama in the…

The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens
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The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

If you’re a fan of Jurassic Park, Jumanji, and Back to the Future, and you’re missing that era of cinema,…

Warrel Dane spinning in grave as Nevermore replaces him with some dude named Berzan Onen
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Warrel Dane spinning in grave as Nevermore replaces him with some dude named Berzan Onen

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Nevermore news? I mean, I’m not sure if I am, but here…

Tupac’s Murder Still Unsolved Because Plot Twists Are Hard
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tupac’s Murder Still Unsolved Because Plot Twists Are Hard

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been almost 30 years since Tupac Shakur’s murder, and…

Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
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Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…

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