“Wooden Wisdom: Because Your Brain Needs a Wooden Spoon to Stir Up Some Sense”
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HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”
Oh, look, it’s Heidi Shepherd, once again proving that in the rock world, being the sole frontwoman is just a…
SIX FEET UNDER’s JACK OWEN: CHRIS BARNES Is ‘Very Approachable’ And ‘Very Relatable’ (Because He’s Not Actually A Zombie)
In a shocking revelation that has the metal community clutching their chest plates in disbelief, Jack Owen of SIX FEET…
Take That drop latest earworm to make fans cry with joy or despair
Take That are back to remind us they exist with their latest single, You’re A Superstar, because apparently 2023’s This…
NASHVILLE PUSSY RETURNS WITH ’10 INCHES OF PUSSY SEASON 1′ EP AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF QUIETUDE
Oh, look! Nashville Pussy’s back from their eight-year nap with a shiny new EP! 🍆💅 And before you ask, no,…
FOO FIGHTERS Drop Banger ‘Caught In The Echo’ Because Your Childhood Needed More Nostalgia
“Caught In The Echo” is now blasting through speakers everywhere like a caffeine-addicted toddler who just discovered a drum kit.…
NEUROSIS Drops Unexpected Masterpiece: ‘An Undying Love For A Burning World’ – Fans Go Berserk Over Decade-Long Wait!
So, NEUROSIS just did that thing where they casually release a new album after a 10-year silence, as if to…
Martin McDonagh’s Wild Horse Nine: When Horses Get Wilder Than Your Ex’s Instagram Stories
Oh great, another McDonagh film where people say “f***” a lot and stare at each other menacingly. But hey, this…
NEW ANTHRAX ALBUM NOW DELAYED UNTIL 2026 — BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MUSIC ANYWAY? FIRST SINGLE DROPS IN MAY IF THE BAND MEMBERS REMEMBER WHAT YEAR IT IS
In an interview with Australia’s Everblack podcast, ANTHRAX drummer Charlie Benante spoke about the band’s long-awaited new studio album, which…
CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’
Oh, look who’s back to remind us that not everyone’s ready to be assimilated into the Borg collective. CHEVELLE’s Sam…