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Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored
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Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Los Angeles-based animation studio and book publisher Fantoons (who?) has announced the upcoming book “Where Is Ozzy?”, because apparently, we…

Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” Copyright Case Gets Dumped by Supreme Court, Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Groove
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Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” Copyright Case Gets Dumped by Supreme Court, Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Groove

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the Supreme Court REFUSES to hear a case about Ed Sheeran ripping off Marvin Gaye? Quelle surprise! Probably because…

Perttu Kivilaakso’s Dream Collab List: Prepare for the Most Unexpected Musical Pairings EVER
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Perttu Kivilaakso’s Dream Collab List: Prepare for the Most Unexpected Musical Pairings EVER

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

So, at this weekend’s prestigious (lol) Download festival in the glamorous Leicestershire, United Kingdom, APOCALYPTICA’s main cello-strummer Perttu Kivilaakso, was…

Nancy Wilson Whines About Trump Stealing HEART’s ‘Barracuda’ for His Pathetic Military Parade No-No
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Nancy Wilson Whines About Trump Stealing HEART’s ‘Barracuda’ for His Pathetic Military Parade No-No

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

OMG! 😱 HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson is SO triggered! She’s totally losing it because the Trump administration dared to play…

LZZY HALE Boasts About Her Laziness: ‘Warm-Ups Are For Suckers’
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LZZY HALE Boasts About Her Laziness: ‘Warm-Ups Are For Suckers’

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

In a recent interview with Chaoszine (more like Chaos-SNOOZE-ine, amirite? 😂), HALESTORM’s Lzzy Hale, who apparently SOME people think is…

Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently
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Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…

John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
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John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! John Carpenter, the guy who made “Escape from New York” (a documentary, if you…

AVATAR Dumps Cringe-Worthy BTS Footage of ‘Captain Goat’ Debacle
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AVATAR Dumps Cringe-Worthy BTS Footage of ‘Captain Goat’ Debacle

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

Swedish “metallers” AVATAR, bless their hearts, have graced us with behind-the-scenes footage from the making of their music video for…

Taste of Joliet 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Taste of Joliet 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**Joliet’s culinary and auditory extravaganza returns! 🍔🎶 Taste of Joliet, June 20–22, 2025, at Busey Bank Field, 3000 W. Jefferson…

Juneteenth: Sip, Paint, and Pretend You’re Not Drunk History 2025
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Juneteenth: Sip, Paint, and Pretend You’re Not Drunk History 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! 🍷🎨🎶 The Women’s Coalition for Empowerment, Inc. & Delaware River Waterfront Corp are back with the 3rd Annual Juneteenth…

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