Paradise Lost Dumps Drummer, World Weeps (Not Really)
PARADISE LOST, those lovable British pioneers of moping around in graveyards, have apparently fired their drummer of the past two…
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EA Sports College Football 26: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Again)
EA Sports, bless their cotton socks, has decided to grace us with EA Sports College Football 26. I know, I…
CYNIC Loses Drummer (Again!), Replaces Him With Some Other Dude
So, CYNIC, those progressive metal pioneers (allegedly), have kicked Matt Lynch to the curb 🗑️. Apparently, Michel Bélanger from GORGUTS…
SOULFLY Hires Some Dude from WARBRINGER to Pluck Thumbs on European Vacation in 2025
SOULFLY, in a move that can only be described as either genius or a sign of the impending apocalypse, has…
PSYCROPTIC, the Band You’ve Never Heard Of, Joins METAL BLADE, Releases a Song That Sounds Just Like All Their Other Ones
Metal Blade Records, a label known for its impeccable taste (citation needed), has apparently signed Tasmanian death metal band PSYCROPTIC.…
Charli XCX’s Brain Explodes With Genius Idea for Final Destination Sequel (And We’re Totally Not Rolling Our Eyes)
Dear, oh dear, are we seriously calling this the *Final Destination* summer? 🙄 Like, hasn’t death been trendy since, like,…
Dave Mustaine’s Delusional Rant: I Basically Invented Metallica, You’re Welcome
So, Dave Mustaine, bless his pointy-guitar-loving heart, did another interview. This time, with some ex-Navy SEAL/CIA dude, because, you know,…
MINISTRY Drops New Single ‘I’ll Do Anything For You’ – Are They Finally Covering a Bryan Adams Classic? (Spoiler: No)
Al Jourgensen rocking heart-shaped sunglasses, pigtails, and a shirt proclaiming “I’m Adorable”? 🤣 Yeah, you didn’t misread that. Apparently, someone…
Metallica’s Black Album Goes 20x Platinum While ‘Master Of Puppets’ Still Stuck in the 80s
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! METALLICA, yes, THOSE guys, have actually managed to sell some records! 💿💿 Apparently, two…
IN FLAMES Finally Dumps the Dude Behind the Drums, World Rejoices
IN FLAMES, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *something*, have apparently decided that their drummer, Tanner Wayne, wasn’t quite cutting the…