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Tag: Music

Power Trip 2.0: Now With Extra Cheeeeeese
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Power Trip 2.0: Now With Extra Cheeeeeese

Chord F. DiscordNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Jeebus, theyโ€™re back! POWER TRIP, the Texan thrashers who were last seenโ€ฆ well, you know ๐Ÿ’€. Guitarist…

EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh
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EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh

Chord F. DiscordNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You won’t BELIEVE this! EPICA, those symphonic metal darlings who peaked like, a decade ago, are POSTPONING their…

SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now
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SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now

Chord F. DiscordNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

So, SABATON, those Swedish metalheads who apparently think history is just a suggestion for song lyrics, have dropped another single…

Aaron Lewis Sings ‘Am I The Only One’ to Charlie Kirk: God’s Favorite Patriot Gets a Tune
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Aaron Lewis Sings ‘Am I The Only One’ to Charlie Kirk: God’s Favorite Patriot Gets a Tune

Chord F. DiscordNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Ah, yes, another groundbreaking moment in modern music history. ๐Ÿ™„ STAIND’s very own deep thinker, Aaron Lewis, took a break…

Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two
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Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh boy, Crunchyroll Game Vault is two years old! ๐ŸŽ‰ That’s like, what, 14 in dog years? ๐Ÿถ And to…

Spirit Possession in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
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Spirit Possession in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Black Metal from Portland, Oregon (Sorry for video quality — the light in that shithole called The Pour House Music…

MUDVAYNE’s New Album: Chad Gray’s Got NO CLUE, LOL
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MUDVAYNE’s New Album: Chad Gray’s Got NO CLUE, LOL

Chord F. DiscordNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

In a recent interview with Toilet Ov Hell (yes, you read that right ๐Ÿšฝ), MUDVAYNE’s supreme leader, Chad Gray, graced…

Primeval Well in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
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Primeval Well in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee (Sorry for video quality — the light in that shithole called The Pour House…

Tyler Lepley’s Brunch Bro-Down
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Tyler Lepley’s Brunch Bro-Down

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Brunch Behavior: Tyler Lepley! ๐Ÿ™„ Food, music, company. The Marquee Restaurant & Lounge, a LIT Sunday brunch spot. ๐Ÿคฃ DJ…

Alice In Chains Relives 1995โ€ฆ Because Apparently They Peaked Then
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Alice In Chains Relives 1995โ€ฆ Because Apparently They Peaked Then

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Wow, hold onto your grunge hats, folks! ๐Ÿค˜ ALICE IN CHAINS, those purveyors of angst and questionable fashion choices, are…

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