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Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool
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Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

OH BOY, CHAD GRAY IS TOURING AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY APATHY 🤷‍♂️. In a move…

Celine Dion Returns to Stage in Paris After Six Years
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Celine Dion Returns to Stage in Paris After Six Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

CĂ©line Dion has officially returned to the stage, performing her first concert in over six years — and her first…

Mastodon Celebrates 20 Years of Blood Mountain
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Mastodon Celebrates 20 Years of Blood Mountain

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

Mastodon’s third album, Blood Mountain, celebrates its 20th anniversary on Saturday, September 12th. To mark the milestone, the band’s Troy…

Brandon Flowers Covers Oasis With Son Onstage In Salt Lake City
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Brandon Flowers Covers Oasis With Son Onstage In Salt Lake City

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

Brandon Flowers was joined onstage by his son, Henry, in a performance of an Oasis cover at a September 11th…

FROM FIRST TO LAST Still Exists Apparently
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FROM FIRST TO LAST Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some early 2000s nostalgia? 🤯 Because FROM FIRST TO LAST is back with…

ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere
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ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t be cool with being booted from one of the most iconic rock bands of all time?…

Turnstile Scores Big With Five Guys Feature
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Turnstile Scores Big With Five Guys Feature

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

Turnstile, the “BLACKOUT” band, are beefing out. Five Guys, the burger restaurant, selected the 2026 Grammy-winning Baltimore hardcore group as…

Bon Iver Sings Jingle for Minnesota Eatery Featuring Meatloaf Dippers
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Bon Iver Sings Jingle for Minnesota Eatery Featuring Meatloaf Dippers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

Justin Vernon, the mastermind behind Bon Iver, has recently ventured into the world of commercial jingles, and his first project…

Ocean Way Festival Canceled Due to Beach Damage
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Ocean Way Festival Canceled Due to Beach Damage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

The City of Santa Monica announced Friday the cancellation of the inaugural Ocean Way Festival, citing beach erosion caused by…

Consequence Unveils T-Shirts For Diaper Wearers And Bathroom Line Waiters
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Consequence Unveils T-Shirts For Diaper Wearers And Bathroom Line Waiters

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

It’s been a rough summer for bladders and bowels at live shows. Olivia Rodrigo was the first to reveal that…

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