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Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep
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Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that CREED is back and…

Chance Weighs Dropping First Name For The Rapper Moniker
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Chance Weighs Dropping First Name For The Rapper Moniker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 4, 2026

Chance the Rapper has revealed that he is considering a name change, dropping “Chance” from his stage name and simply…

Metallica Unleash New Setlist at Sphere Night Two
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Metallica Unleash New Setlist at Sphere Night Two

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 4, 2026

Metallica played night two of their “Life Burns Faster” residency at Las Vegas’ Sphere on Saturday, and, as promised, repeated…

Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time
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Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry’s motto is “never say die” (or at least not…

Atreyu returns because your early 2000s emo phase never really ended
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Atreyu returns because your early 2000s emo phase never really ended

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

OH NO, ATREYU TOOK A BREAK AND NOW THEY’RE BACK AND STILL NOT BORED OF EACH OTHER!!! 🤯 I mean,…

Turnstile Makes Historic SNL Debut After 45 Year Hardcore Drought
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Turnstile Makes Historic SNL Debut After 45 Year Hardcore Drought

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 4, 2026

Turnstile took the stage for their Saturday Night Live debut this weekend, marking a rare live performance by a hardcore…

Jesse Leachs Ego Demands KSE Go Faster Heavier Harder Somehow
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Jesse Leachs Ego Demands KSE Go Faster Heavier Harder Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just found out that Killswitch Engage is taking…

Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist
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Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Voivod t-shirt, and it’s not because I’m excited about their new…

Springsteen Rocks Power to the People Fest with All Star Jam
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Springsteen Rocks Power to the People Fest with All Star Jam

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026

Bruce Springsteen and Tom Morello led an all-star jam session to close out the inaugural Power to the People Festival…

Dave Grohl Honors New Friend Jack with My Hero Tribute
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Dave Grohl Honors New Friend Jack with My Hero Tribute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026

Foo Fighters’ performance at the Power to the People Festival was a memorable one, with Dave Grohl dedicating their song…

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