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Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music
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Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Death metal has always felt like a magical portal to me. So much of this is the chimerical nature of…

Arca Unleashes New Album XXXXX: Stream
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Arca Unleashes New Album XXXXX: Stream

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Arca has officially released her new album, XXXXX. The project marks the first full-length LP from the acclaimed artist since…

Tom Waits Drops New Spoken Word Cut The Fly Now Streaming
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Tom Waits Drops New Spoken Word Cut The Fly Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Tom Waits has unveiled the B-side to his recent collaboration with Massive Attack, a spoken-word track titled β€œThe Fly.” The…

Greta Van Fleet Drops New Single And Album Details Now
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Greta Van Fleet Drops New Single And Album Details Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Greta Van Fleet have announced a new album titled Palace for the People. Ahead of its October 9th release, the…

Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.
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Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh great, another metalcore band to add to the ever-growing pile of “same-old, same-old” πŸ™„. But wait, Swedish progressive metalcore…

Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
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Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…

Boy George Exits Jesus Christ Superstar Amid Controversy
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Boy George Exits Jesus Christ Superstar Amid Controversy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Boy George has been pulled from his role in a London production of Jesus Christ Superstar days before his debut…

Kim Kardashian’s Kid North West Tour Scrapped Suddenly
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Kim Kardashian’s Kid North West Tour Scrapped Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Nearly every show on the co-headlining tour of North West and Molly Santana has been canceled on ticketing sites or…

Lollapalooza Lineups Ranked From Worst To Best Ever
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Lollapalooza Lineups Ranked From Worst To Best Ever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

It’s hard to believe that, in 1991, Perry Farrell created the festival as a showcase for Jane’s Addiction’s last hurrah.…

Obama Drops 2026 Summer Playlist Honoring Glen Hansard
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Obama Drops 2026 Summer Playlist Honoring Glen Hansard

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Barack Obama has unveiled his annual summer playlist, opening this year’s selections with a tribute to the late Glen Hansard.…

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