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Megadeth talks to some guy at a museum somehow still relevant
Breaking, Music News

Megadeth talks to some guy at a museum somehow still relevant

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2026October 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school metal goodness? 🤘 On September 24, the legendary band MEGADETH took…

Atlanta ICE building gets free fire renovation courtesy of local resident
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Atlanta ICE building gets free fire renovation courtesy of local resident

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 31-year-old Georgia man, Inique Hinton, who allegedly threw a Molotov cocktail at…

Queensryche Still Exists And People Are For Some Reason Excited
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Queensryche Still Exists And People Are For Some Reason Excited

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 QUEENSRŸCHE is working on a new album, and I’m…

Scott Weiland Unseen Footage Surfaces With Live Album
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Scott Weiland Unseen Footage Surfaces With Live Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026

The first Scott Weiland live album, titled Scott Weiland: Live, is out today on CD and digital formats following a…

Authentic Band Angine de Poitrine Defies Music Industry Gimmicks
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Authentic Band Angine de Poitrine Defies Music Industry Gimmicks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026

Let’s talk about Angine de Poitrine, the Canadian sentient polka dots who turned some local momentum into international virality and…

System of a Down Add Two More Rose Bowl Dates
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System of a Down Add Two More Rose Bowl Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026

System of a Down recently announced a June 5th show at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California, as their only…

Metallica blesses us with overproduced Lux Æterna video from Vegas residency because you clearly needed this
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Metallica blesses us with overproduced Lux Æterna video from Vegas residency because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Metallica?! 🤯 Because, you know, they haven’t been touring non-stop for…

Noel Gallagher Makes Surprise Appearance On Chicken Shop Date
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Noel Gallagher Makes Surprise Appearance On Chicken Shop Date

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026

Noel Gallagher, the iconic member of Oasis, recently appeared as a guest on the popular interview web series Chicken Shop…

Metal Icons Join Texas Frightmare Horror Convention Lineup in 2027
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Metal Icons Join Texas Frightmare Horror Convention Lineup in 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026

Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden legends are set to appear at 2027’s “Texas Frightmare Weekend” horror convention under the banner…

Tony Iommi Unleashes Haunting New Track Over the Violent Sun
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Tony Iommi Unleashes Haunting New Track Over the Violent Sun

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026

We try not to overly stack Heavy Song of the Week winners from the same album. The idea is simple:…

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