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Voivod Cancels US Tour Over Sudden Family Health Issue
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Voivod Cancels US Tour Over Sudden Family Health Issue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026

Canadian metal legends Voivod have canceled their Fall 2026 US tour with Bat due to a “family health emergency.” Voivod…

Lola Young Sets 2027 North American Everything Begins Tour
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Lola Young Sets 2027 North American Everything Begins Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026

Lola Young has announced her “Everything Begins” tour, a 17-date North American run taking place in spring 2027. The “Everything…

Aerosmith Set to Make Big Stage Comeback Soon
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Aerosmith Set to Make Big Stage Comeback Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026

Aerosmith are teasing an imminent return to the stage in a new video clip featuring frontman Steven Tyler. The upcoming…

L7 Drops New Single Loma Linda Before Farewell World Tour
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L7 Drops New Single Loma Linda Before Farewell World Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026

L7 are heading out for one last run. The veteran punk rockers will launch their final world tour, “The Last…

Sass Jordan Rock Singer Dies at 65
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Sass Jordan Rock Singer Dies at 65

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026

Sass Jordan, a Canadian singer who scored a few mainstream rock hits in the early ’90s and helped launch the…

Raconteurs Unveil Broken Boy Soldiers 20th Anniversary Vault Package
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Raconteurs Unveil Broken Boy Soldiers 20th Anniversary Vault Package

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026

The Raconteurs are celebrating the 20th anniversary of their debut album with an archival companion release titled Broken Boy Soldiers…

Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…

FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally
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FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen has announced her upcoming studio album, “Hytress”, which is set…

Devin Townsend’s 36 Year Marriage Ends, Guess The Music Industry Wasn’t Enough To Pay The Bills
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Devin Townsend’s 36 Year Marriage Ends, Guess The Music Industry Wasn’t Enough To Pay The Bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious navel-gazing? Devin Townsend, the mastermind behind Strapping Young Lad and a…

TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently
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TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

OH MY GOD, AMON AMARTH’S TED LUNDSTRÖM JUST SAID THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER AND I’M SHAKING RIGHT NOW 🤯!…

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