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Styx Sets 2027 Las Vegas Residency at Venetian Resort
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Styx Sets 2027 Las Vegas Residency at Venetian Resort

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Styx has announced a new five-date residency for Las Vegas for winter 2027. The residency will mark their seventh consecutive…

Macklemore Booted from Ed Sheeran Tour Over Robert Kraft Pressure
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Macklemore Booted from Ed Sheeran Tour Over Robert Kraft Pressure

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Macklemore says he was dropped as an opener from Ed Sheeran‘s stadium tour after New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft…

Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently
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Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 10-year Treasury yield has risen to 5%, a level not…

Oasis Unveils 2027 Tour Schedule
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Oasis Unveils 2027 Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Oasis is embarking on a reunion tour, with Liam and Noel heading back on the road for round two. The…

Mastodon Taps Baroness Frontman John Baizley for Upcoming Tour
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Mastodon Taps Baroness Frontman John Baizley for Upcoming Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Mastodon have added Baroness frontman John Baizley as a member of their touring lineup for their upcoming North American outing,…

TIFF 2026 Review: Stuffed – because who doesn’t love a film that’s a hot mess of crazy
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TIFF 2026 Review: Stuffed – because who doesn’t love a film that’s a hot mess of crazy

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new movie Stuffed is like a box of chocolates…

Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour
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Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I mean, who doesn’t love a good crash story to start their day? 🤦‍♂️ Buckcherry’s guitarist Stevie Dacanay (aka Stevie…

RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient
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RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt, and for a good reason – the punk rock…

Punk Rock Icon Cheetah Chrome Dies at 71
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Punk Rock Icon Cheetah Chrome Dies at 71

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2026

The legendary Cleveland punk band the Dead Boys has announced the passing of their co-founding guitarist, Eugene Richard O’Connor, also…

Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years
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Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

It’s time to get excited, gamers, because Enshrouded, the latest open-world survival game from Keen Games, is finally leaving Early…

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