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Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
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Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…

KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio
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KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Breaking News: KINGDOM COME Still Exists, And They’re Still Playing Shows 🤯! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a…

Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
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Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked (not really) that a beauty queen, Ignacia…

Mantas Still Teasing Venom Reunion Because You Clearly Need More Noise In Your Life
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Mantas Still Teasing Venom Reunion Because You Clearly Need More Noise In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school black metal drama? 🤯 Because I’m about to spill all the…

Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway
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Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Aaron Lewis, the frontman of STAIND, has spoken out against the use of backing…

FIFA Halftime Show 2026 Descends Into Chaos And Spectacle
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FIFA Halftime Show 2026 Descends Into Chaos And Spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026

Justin Bieber, Madonna, Shakira, BTS, and more joined forces for FIFA World Cup Final’s first-ever halftime show. The field at…

Jennifer Hudson Sings National Anthem at World Cup Final
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Jennifer Hudson Sings National Anthem at World Cup Final

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026

Jennifer Hudson kicked off the 2026 FIFA World Cup Final with a powerhouse rendition of the US national anthem. It…

Pavement Tackles Legendary Stairway to Heaven in Live Performance
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Pavement Tackles Legendary Stairway to Heaven in Live Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026

Pavement performed a wretched cover of Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” on Saturday, July 17th at an Oakland, California festival…

Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics
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Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some piping hot takes from Jonathan Cain, the keyboardist of Journey? 🙄 Because…

L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Dies at 59 from Brain Cancer
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L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Dies at 59 from Brain Cancer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026

Jennifer Finch, founding and longtime bassist of pioneering feminist rock band L7, has died at the age of 59 following…

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