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In This Moment Drops New Album Witch And Single Crawl Now
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In This Moment Drops New Album Witch And Single Crawl Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

In This Moment have announced their ninth studio album, Witch, and have unveiled the single “Crawl” ahead of the LP’s…

COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace
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COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 COLDRAIN IS BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM AND I’M ONLY MILDLY EXCITED 😐 I…

Olivia Tremor Control Drops First New Album in 27 Years Suddenly
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Olivia Tremor Control Drops First New Album in 27 Years Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

The Olivia Tremor Control are releasing a new album, their first in nearly three decades. The album, titled The Same…

Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
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Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…

Gene Simmons needs your money again in 2027
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Gene Simmons needs your money again in 2027

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat or what? 🤯 The “Gene Simmons Legends Of Rock Expo” has been…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Breaking News: FEAR FACTORY Announces New Album and Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Their Soul-Crushing Riffs in…

MSG Sues WIRED Over Defamation Claims In Celebrity Tracking Scandal
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MSG Sues WIRED Over Defamation Claims In Celebrity Tracking Scandal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Madison Square Garden has filed a lawsuit against WIRED, alleging that the publication lied in an article to make readers…

A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently
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A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a bizarre incident that has left the internet scratching its head, a digital artist’s Backrooms-inspired artwork on Redbubble was…

Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top
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Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

After announcing that he’ll be playing Riot Fest in September, 95-year-old William Shatner has unveiled an outrageous list of rider…

Anthrax Unleashes Graphic Album With Z2 Comics Partnership
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Anthrax Unleashes Graphic Album With Z2 Comics Partnership

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Anthrax and Z2 have announced NOT: The Illustrated Oral History of Anthrax graphic album set for release on March 16th,…

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