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Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
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Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…

New Found Glory Guitarist Chad Gilbert Dies at 45
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New Found Glory Guitarist Chad Gilbert Dies at 45

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026

Chad Gilbert, guitarist and co-founding member of New Found Glory, has died at the age of 45. Gilbert had battled…

Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst
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Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Happy 30th birthday to the Persona series, a franchise that has managed to captivate audiences with its unique blend of…

Shatner Rocks Out to Ozzy and Metallica Classics Live
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Shatner Rocks Out to Ozzy and Metallica Classics Live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026

William Shatner played his first metal show ever Saturday evening, September 19th, at Park West in Chicago, joined by his…

Ed Sheeran Mulls Tour Cancelation Amid Macklemore Fallout
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Ed Sheeran Mulls Tour Cancelation Amid Macklemore Fallout

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026

Ed Sheeran admitted he considered canceling the remainder of his “LOOP” US tour and felt abandoned by certain friends and…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

Ed Sheeran Adjusts Philly Stage Due to Security Concerns
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Ed Sheeran Adjusts Philly Stage Due to Security Concerns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Ed Sheeran admitted that he was unsure how audiences would receive him during his first show back in Philadelphia on…

Ed Sheeran Talks Macklemore and Gaza at Philly Show Tonight
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Ed Sheeran Talks Macklemore and Gaza at Philly Show Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Ed Sheeran opened his concert in Philadelphia on Saturday by addressing the controversy surrounding Macklemore’s removal from the tour, concerns…

Orville Peck Talks Football Player Romance
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Orville Peck Talks Football Player Romance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Orville Peck apparently made some off-field contact with the Raiders — by way of a kiss. On the song “Ring…

Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps
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Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌪️ FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos are sitting out their upcoming…

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