“Ave Generosa: Because Lent Needs More Guilt and Marian Drama”
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California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”
STUDIOCANAL, the company that clearly has too much money and not enough original ideas, has graced us with a brand-new…
NEVERMORE Unleashes Phoenix-Wielding New Lineup, Signs with REIGNING PHOENIX MUSIC Because Why Not
In a stunning revelation that absolutely no one saw coming, NEVERMORE has resurrected itself from the grave of broken bands…
Lovers and Friends Concert: Where Couples Reunite and Singles Cry in Their Beer
Attention all lovebirds and R&B enthusiasts! The Lovers & Friends Concert Tour is coming to town and it’s time to…
Forever Mine Music Festival: Where Your Ears Commit to a Lifetime Sentence of Earworms
Forever Mine Festival is coming to Chicago to make you fall in love with R&B and house music—or at least…
ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch
ANTHRAX, the thrash metal veterans who probably have more riffs in their back pocket than some bands have Instagram followers,…
DAVE GROHL’s 19-Year-Old Daughter VIOLET Finally Releases ‘THUM’ Video, Because Why Not?
Move over, every other famous offspring in existence—Violet Grohl has officially dropped her debut single “THUM” via Republic Records, because…
W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!
Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…
BEHEMOTH Blasts Turkey: ‘They Canceled Our Concert Because Apparently Metalheads Are Too Metal For Their Metal’
Oh no! The poor, misunderstood, totally-innocent BEHEMOTH has been canceled in Turkey. The horror! The tragedy! The absolute injustice of…
No-Valentine’s Singles Party: Peared x Casta’s Bodega – Where Love Goes to Die and Tacos Thrive
Love is overrated. Margaritas are not. 🍹 Skip the overpriced roses and forced romance—Peared is taking over Casta’s Bodega for…