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Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like
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Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age, the band that’s been rocking our worlds since the late 90s, just released a new…

Adam Lambert Makes Enough Money To Buy Small Island After Years Of Singing Queen Songs To Boomers
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Adam Lambert Makes Enough Money To Buy Small Island After Years Of Singing Queen Songs To Boomers

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip? 🤯 I just got my hands on an interview with…

Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough
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Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Jason Newsted, the former Metallica bassist, has announced that he’s hitting the road with his band, The Chophouse Band, and…

MTV’s 120 Minutes Host Dave Kendall Passes Away Suddenly
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MTV’s 120 Minutes Host Dave Kendall Passes Away Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Dave Kendall, creator and former host of MTV’s 120 Minutes, has died. Fellow MTV alum and former 120 Minutes host…

Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Missing That
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Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Missing That

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

The most epic movie of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating 🤯! I mean, who needs Avengers…

Wilt Drops Haunting New Single Bundy To Stream Now
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Wilt Drops Haunting New Single Bundy To Stream Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Rising Los Angeles alternative rock outfit wilt have released a new single and video, “bundy.” Watch the visuals below. The…

Thundercat Hits Road for Distracted AF Tour Fall 2026
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Thundercat Hits Road for Distracted AF Tour Fall 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Thundercat has announced the “Distracted AF Tour,” a 2026 fall trek through North America. The 32-date stretch commences October 2nd…

Gracie Abrams Confronts Herself In Daughter From Hell
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Gracie Abrams Confronts Herself In Daughter From Hell

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Gracie Abrams wields quite the instrument. The singer and songwriter, now 26 and a touring vet, sounds better than ever…

Dave Mustaine bravely tackles Metallicas Ride The Lightning with vocals that wont shatter glass
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Dave Mustaine bravely tackles Metallicas Ride The Lightning with vocals that wont shatter glass

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and possibly a few eye-rolls? 🙄 Dave Mustaine, the legendary…

Soulfly Hits Road with Nailbomb and Incite this Fall
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Soulfly Hits Road with Nailbomb and Incite this Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Soulfly have announced a US tour for fall 2026 featuring fellow Cavalera family projects Nailbomb and Incite as support. The…

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