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Phoebe Bridgers Drops Lyrical Masterwork Lost Weekend
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Phoebe Bridgers Drops Lyrical Masterwork Lost Weekend

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

On Lost Weekend, Phoebe Bridgers is seeing double. Two men, one living and one dead. Two deaths, one imagined and…

Glenn Hughes Calls It Quits On Live Shows After Legendary Career
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Glenn Hughes Calls It Quits On Live Shows After Legendary Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Rock & Roll Hall of Famer Glenn Hughes β€” known for his work in Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Black Country…

Weezer Drops New Single And Adds Tour Dates
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Weezer Drops New Single And Adds Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Weezer have unveiled β€œC.E.O.,” a brand new single from their upcoming self-titled album (aka The Gold Album). Despite the potentially…

Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Legendary stoner doom metal act Sleep have announced Hemispheres, their first album in eight years. Ahead of its release, the…

Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad
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Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

What’s this, a horror game that’s not a battle royale or a live-service title? How refreshing. I stumbled upon Silver…

Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently
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Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and potentially a few tears? πŸŽΈπŸ’” Linkin Park is back…

Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help
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Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

OMG, you guys, the most epic thing just happened! 🀯 Seattle, the city that brought us grunge, flannel, and a…

Springsteen’s Wife Patti Scialfa Beats Cancer After 8 Year Battle
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Springsteen’s Wife Patti Scialfa Beats Cancer After 8 Year Battle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Bruce Springsteen has revealed that the blood cancer his wife and bandmate, Patti Scialfa, has been fighting for eight years…

Frank Zappa’s Freak Out Turns 60 With Massive 105 Track Edition
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Frank Zappa’s Freak Out Turns 60 With Massive 105 Track Edition

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

The 1966 debut album of Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention, Freak Out!, will celebrate its 60th anniversary with…

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