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Tag: Music

HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES Finally Remember They Have A Band After Three Years Of Forgetting
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HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES Finally Remember They Have A Band After Three Years Of Forgetting

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

Alright, settle down, rock historians and clearance-rack goths, because the news is officially out: The Hollywood Vampires are crawling out…

Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
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Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…

The Damned to Release Covers Album Because God Forbid They Write a New Song, Lead Single is a June-Slaughtering Cover of ‘Summer In The City’
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The Damned to Release Covers Album Because God Forbid They Write a New Song, Lead Single is a June-Slaughtering Cover of ‘Summer In The City’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

Hold onto your spiked leather jackets, kiddies, because the godfathers of British punk are officially dusting off the cobwebs, rebooting…

Cuz We Gotta Party Like It’s 1995… In Oakland! (BAHC Live! Oakland Fan Zone & Super Bowl Watch Party)
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Cuz We Gotta Party Like It’s 1995… In Oakland! (BAHC Live! Oakland Fan Zone & Super Bowl Watch Party)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Hold onto your nachos, Oakland! 🥳 The BAHC is bringing a totally free, absolutely not a PR stunt “Super Bowl…

Events

Homecoming: Because the Dead Never Really Die, Just Jam in the Afterlife

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Join us this Saturday, January 17, at 12:45 pm PT at Civic Center Plaza in San Francisco for a “free…

Events

“MLK Weekend Celebrated With ‘Pretty Brown Eyes’ R&B Dinner Where Soothing Love Ballads Clearly Honor The Legacy”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Brace your taste buds and credit cards, peasants! 🤑 DSTRKT Events demands your presence at FRAICHE Restaurant on Sunday, January…

WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video
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WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Step right up, music lovers, and witness the symphonic miracle! 🎭 Your favorite symphonic metal overlords, WITHIN TEMPTATION, have decided…

Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987
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Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Hold onto your hairspray and dust off that old Spandex, because the 80s hair metal ghost-riding train just left the…

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate

FinnJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Oh, fantastic, another reboot! 🎉 Just what the cinematic universe desperately needed: LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, because clearly, we have…

THE GEMS ‘Accidentally’ Drop ‘Firebird’ Single To Tease Their ‘Year Of The Snake’ Album
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THE GEMS ‘Accidentally’ Drop ‘Firebird’ Single To Tease Their ‘Year Of The Snake’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Hold on to your leather pants and prepare your earlobes, because the Swedish hard rock salvation force known as THE…

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