Santa’s Last-Minute Panic Attack Service December 21
🚨 BREAKING: Jesus drops in for a surprise midnight visit on DEC 21! 🎄✨ 🎉 “Home” services: heartfelt music, carols,…
Tag: Music
When Santa Met the Mall: A Holiday Horror Story Unfolds at Central 2025
🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS: The annual ‘Baby Jesus’ birthday bash is BACK! 🎉🎅🏻 Join us for a night of questionable music…
Watch: Original BULLETBOYS Lineup Finally Stops Avoiding Each Other Long Enough to Play a Gig
🚨 BREAKING: Bulletboys Reunite After Four Years, Fans Experience Both Excitement and Existential Dread 🚨 In a stunning turn of…
Motion Sundayz Finally Gets Its Own Holiday and the World Is Not Ready
When the Apocalypse Comes on Dec 21st, at least the DJ won’t be playing Nickelback! 🎧🔥 DJ 100 EVENTS promises…
Sander Kleinenberg drops beats so hard, Gootimes 2626 might need a chiropractor
💥 BREAKING: Sander Kleinenberg Descends Upon GoodTimes 2626 to Save Us From Christmas Carols 💀 🎶 Sunday, Dec 21st |…
BLINK-182’s ‘Enema Of The State’ Finally Gets Its Own Medical Warning Label
BLINK-182’s ‘Enema Of The State’ Gets a Vinyl Makeover So Fancy, Even Tom DeLonge’s Alien Abductors Would Be Jealous 💽👽…
COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda
Breaking News: Coheed and Cambria Drop Festive Banger About ICE Kidnapping Children for Christmas — Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’…
KISS Legend PETER CRISS Sells Autographs Like a Used Car Salesman at NYC’s Hipster Petting Zoo
🚨 BREAKING: Peter Criss Releases New Album, Proves That Time Is Just A Social Construct For Rock Gods 🚨 In…
Tampa Bay’s biggest toy convention proves adults are just kids with better credit scores
🎉 Welcome to **TAMPA BAY TOY FEST**! 🎄 A jolly gathering where the holiday spirit meets a parking lot in…
LA’s Afrobeats New Year’s Eve Bash: Where the Dance Moves Are as Official as Your Tax Forms
🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS: AFRICAN DANCE MUSIC WILL INVINCIBLY DESCEND UPON LA LIKE A COOL AUNT AT A FAMILY REUNION 🚨…