Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Get ready for the most epic announcement ever, folks 🤩! Los Angeles-based hard rock band STITCHED UP HEART will release…
The drama, the excitement, the utter chaos that is the Michael Jackson biopic! 🎬👀 It’s like a never-ending soap opera,…
Oh great, another super cool and totally not annoying death metal band has signed with a record label 🤘🎸. I…
Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅♀️. I…
The Ramones are still a thing, apparently, and people are still talking about them 50 years later 🎸🔥. Like, who…
In a shocking turn of events, Washington D.C. metallers DARKEST HOUR have announced that they will be entering the studio…
San Francisco Bay Area thrash metal veterans HEATHEN have released another deep-dive cover of their members’ musical history to celebrate…
The most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer has dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?)…
The legendary musician Dave Mason has left the building, and we’re not just talking about his last concert venue 🎸👋!…
Breaking news, folks: the Mass Effect TV series is not going to be a total disaster after all 🚀👽. We…
