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Tag: Music

CNN Asks: Was Fela Kuti Just a Wannabe Bob Marley-Dylan-Ali Mashup
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Was Fela Kuti Just a Wannabe Bob Marley-Dylan-Ali Mashup

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing some Afrobeat musician named Fela Kuti as the next Bob Marley,…

Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested
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Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

OMG, you guys, like, music in movies? Groundbreaking. 🙄 It’s not just some random noise to fill the void while…

Iron Maiden’s Adrian Smith Says Replacing Nicko McBrain with a Drum Machine Would Still Be More Human Than Simon Dawson
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Iron Maiden’s Adrian Smith Says Replacing Nicko McBrain with a Drum Machine Would Still Be More Human Than Simon Dawson

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Adrian Smith, axe-wielder of IRON MAIDEN (or as I like to call them, Iron Mediocre), recently yapped to some German…

From Bagpipes to Prison Bars: American Tourist’s Scottish Detour Ends in Utah Jail Cell
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From Bagpipes to Prison Bars: American Tourist’s Scottish Detour Ends in Utah Jail Cell

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Another day, another victory for justice! A Utah judge has finally thrown the book at Nicholas Rossi, a man who…

Behold: DARK TRANQUILLITY Butchers AT THE GATES’ ‘Blinded By Fear’ In Gothenburg As A Dubious Tribute To TOMAS ‘TOMPA’ LINDBERG
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Behold: DARK TRANQUILLITY Butchers AT THE GATES’ ‘Blinded By Fear’ In Gothenburg As A Dubious Tribute To TOMAS ‘TOMPA’ LINDBERG

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

OMG 😱😱😱! Swedish metallers DARK TRANQUILLITY, probably bored out of their minds 😴, decided to “pay tribute” (read: shamelessly leech…

Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour
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Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…

Atlanta’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Film & Music Stars Go to Be Seen (and Not Heard)
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Atlanta’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Film & Music Stars Go to Be Seen (and Not Heard)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Creatives” unite for monthly dinners in Atlanta! 🎬 Writers, actors, musicians, models, and YOU (if you’re desperate) can…

Nosferatu: Silent Film and Chamber Orchestra (Because Who Needs Dialogue or a Rock Band?)
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Nosferatu: Silent Film and Chamber Orchestra (Because Who Needs Dialogue or a Rock Band?)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Nosferatu, a totally unauthorized Dracula rip-off by F.W. Murnau, is back!🦇 Count Orlok’s thirst for a young lady…

Limp Bizkit Bassist (lol) And Co-Founder (who cares?) SAM RIVERS (never heard of him) Dead At 48 (old fart)
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Limp Bizkit Bassist (lol) And Co-Founder (who cares?) SAM RIVERS (never heard of him) Dead At 48 (old fart)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Okay, so like, LIMP BIZKIT‘s bassist, Sam Rivers, apparently bit the dust at the ripe old age of 48. Guess…

W.A.S.P. Still Alive? See ‘Em in Oulu, Finland – Album ONE Alive! (Barely) Fall 2025 European Tour (Maybe Their Last!)’
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W.A.S.P. Still Alive? See ‘Em in Oulu, Finland – Album ONE Alive! (Barely) Fall 2025 European Tour (Maybe Their Last!)’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because W.A.S.P., those geriatric glam rockers who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, graced Tullisali in…

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