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Brann Dailor wastes everyone’s time explaining Mastodon album title again
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Brann Dailor wastes everyone’s time explaining Mastodon album title again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 🤯 MASTODON’s Brann Dailor just opened up about the title of…

Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
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Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…

Olivia Rodrigo Revives 25 Dollar Silver Star Tickets for Unraveled Tour
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Olivia Rodrigo Revives 25 Dollar Silver Star Tickets for Unraveled Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo is giving fans another shot at getting into “The Unraveled Tour” without paying arena-tour prices. Her Silver Star…

Stella Lefty Channels The Chicks On New Single Summer You Were Mine
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Stella Lefty Channels The Chicks On New Single Summer You Were Mine

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2026

Stella Lefty has another familiar-sounding song on her hands. This time, though, everyone involved knew about it before release. “Summer…

FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and it’s like,…

NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs
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NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Nightwish? 🤩 Because Tuomas Holopainen, the keyboardist and main songwriter, just…

Ella Langley Sings Dolly Partons Classic Hit Jolene
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Ella Langley Sings Dolly Partons Classic Hit Jolene

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2026

Ella Langley honored Dolly Parton during her Friday night concert in Auburn by covering “Jolene.” Langley also paid tribute to…

TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net
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TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TWISTED SISTER just played their first concert with Sebastian Bach on…

Trump Acquires Enough Oil to Fuel Ego for Centuries
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Trump Acquires Enough Oil to Fuel Ego for Centuries

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…

Dolly Parton May Get Nashville Airport Named After Her
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Dolly Parton May Get Nashville Airport Named After Her

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Tennessee governor Bill Lee is moving forward with a plan to rename Nashville International Airport in honor of Dolly Parton.…

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