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Vanilla Ice Added to Juggalos Gathering Lineup After Trump Event Cancels
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Vanilla Ice Added to Juggalos Gathering Lineup After Trump Event Cancels

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Having seen his appearance at Trump’s Great American State Fair washed out, Vanilla Ice has pivoted to a different gig…

Aaron Comess Covers Avenged Sevenfold’s Afterlife For First Time Ever
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Aaron Comess Covers Avenged Sevenfold’s Afterlife For First Time Ever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Spin Doctors drummer Aaron Comess was challenged to play Avenged Sevenfold’s “Afterlife” as he heard it for the first time…

Arca Unveils New Album XXXXX Coming Soon
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Arca Unveils New Album XXXXX Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Arca has officially announced that her new album, XXXXX, is set for release on July 31st via XL Recordings. Marking…

RUSH Eyes Las Vegas Sphere Residency For 2027
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RUSH Eyes Las Vegas Sphere Residency For 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

RUSH are rumored to play a residency at the Las Vegas Sphere in 2027, based on comments from radio host…

Melissa Auf Der Maur blesses us with more music we didnt ask for
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Melissa Auf Der Maur blesses us with more music we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for a blast from the past! 🎸 Melissa Auf Der Maur, the iconic bassist of HOLE…

Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life
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Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will blow your minds? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying…

Lizzy McAlpine Unveils Forthcoming Album Angel
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Lizzy McAlpine Unveils Forthcoming Album Angel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Lizzy McAlpine has announced Angel, her fourth album and the follow-up to 2024’s Older. Angel arrives September 18th via RCA…

Uncle Acid Unleashes Shapes Of Midnight Album And Title Track
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Uncle Acid Unleashes Shapes Of Midnight Album And Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats have announced a new album, Shapes of Midnight, due out September 18th from Killer Candy…

Tomahawk Reunites Onstage With Melvins After 13 Year Hiatus
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Tomahawk Reunites Onstage With Melvins After 13 Year Hiatus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Tomahawk played their first show in 13 years as they kicked off a US tour with the Melvins on Saturday…

Melissa Auf der Maur Unveils First New Music in 15 Years
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Melissa Auf der Maur Unveils First New Music in 15 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Melissa Auf der Maur has announced her new album, BASS WOMB ROOM: My ’90s 4-Track Demos x Field Recordings, containing…

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