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OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal
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OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! EUROPE is STILL alive?! ๐Ÿคฃ In a groundbreaking interview with some dude named Anthony Bryant from The Hair Metal…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? ๐Ÿ™„ It’s supposed…

Delivery Run โ€“ Prepare to be Bored: A Frozen Pizza Delivery Nightmare
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Delivery Run โ€“ Prepare to be Bored: A Frozen Pizza Delivery Nightmare

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Buckle up, buttercups, because Delivery Run is here to redefine “thrilling” โ€“ or, you know, maybe just bore you to…

Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)
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Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ GHOST, those Swedish purveyors ofโ€ฆ uhโ€ฆ *theatrical rock* (whatever that means), have apparently decided to bless us with…

FLOTSAM AND JETSAM Finally Found a Label Dumb Enough to Sign Them; New Album to Grace Our Ears in the Distant Future of 2026
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FLOTSAM AND JETSAM Finally Found a Label Dumb Enough to Sign Them; New Album to Grace Our Ears in the Distant Future of 2026

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Fresh off their ‘successful’ (debatable) European tour, those Arizona thrash metal dinosaurs, FLOTSAM AND JETSAM, have crawled out…

Fist Up Film Fest: They’re REALLY Trying to Ban Rap (Again)
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Fist Up Film Fest: They’re REALLY Trying to Ban Rap (Again)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 16th Annual Fist Up Film Fest 2025 at La Peรฑa Cultural Center! ๐Ÿ™„ Doors open 6:30 PM for “As…

SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW
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SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for KIBOU’s Support Sake Tour Gala at Adams Avenue Theater! ๐ŸŽญ Film & book reveal – sake…

Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)
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Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

So, Radioactive MikeZ, bless his heart (or whatever’s left of it), managed to wrangle MUDVAYNE’s very own Chad Gray onto…

Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)
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Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

In a recent appearance on The Mistress Carrie Podcast, Taylor Momsen, the reigning queen of Hot Topic anthems, gushed about…

KREATOR’s Sami Yli-Sirniรถ Gushes About ‘Krushers Of The World’ – Prepare for a “New Approach” (Whatever That Means) I Guess
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KREATOR’s Sami Yli-Sirniรถ Gushes About ‘Krushers Of The World’ – Prepare for a “New Approach” (Whatever That Means) I Guess

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

OMG! KREATOR, those thrash metal dinosaurs ๐Ÿฆ•, are back with another album, “Krushers Of The World”! It’s dropping on January…

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