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Watch: Robert Plant and Some Band Nobody Cares About Embarrass Themselves on ‘Later… With Jools Holland’
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Watch: Robert Plant and Some Band Nobody Cares About Embarrass Themselves on ‘Later… With Jools Holland’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Robert Plant and his new vanity project, SAVING GRACE, gracing BBC Two’s “Later… With Jools Holland”. Yes,…

The Offspring and BAD RELIGION: Geriatric Throwdown 2026
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The Offspring and BAD RELIGION: Geriatric Throwdown 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

OMG! THE OFFSPRING, those geriatric punk rockers from the ’90s (👴🏻🎸), are apparently still alive and kicking! 🤣 They’re dragging…

PlayStation Cancels Concert Tour, Leaving Fans Wondering If They Imagined the Whole Thing
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PlayStation Cancels Concert Tour, Leaving Fans Wondering If They Imagined the Whole Thing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear? PlayStation: The Concert is CANCELLED! 🤣 All those epic melodies from The Last of Us…

Ace Frehley Aborts Mission 2025: Blames It On The Space Flu Again
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Ace Frehley Aborts Mission 2025: Blames It On The Space Flu Again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

OMG! Ace Frehley, the Spaceman who clearly hasn’t found his way back to Earth 👽, has pulled the plug 🔌…

Tampa Bay’s Lamest Excuse for a Sunday Night Out
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Tampa Bay’s Lamest Excuse for a Sunday Night Out

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Oh honey, Tangra Nightclub, designed by Disco Designer (whoever that is 🤣), is THE place to be in Tampa!** Multi-level…

Gary Holt Says New EXODUS Album Is ‘Done’ So Prepare for 12 New National Anthems
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Gary Holt Says New EXODUS Album Is ‘Done’ So Prepare for 12 New National Anthems

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

So, guess what, losers? EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, the guy who definitely doesn’t regret not being in the “Big Four,”…

Dee Snider and Lita Ford Ravage Missouri With Geriatric Rock Show, Locals Pray for Quieter Afterlife
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Dee Snider and Lita Ford Ravage Missouri With Geriatric Rock Show, Locals Pray for Quieter Afterlife

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

DEE SNIDER, the mouth that roared (or maybe just squeaked), graced Lita Ford’s stage on Friday, October 3, at The…

Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs
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Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with the ultra-hip Hear 2 Zen podcast (because who *hasn’t* heard of it?), RUSH guitarist Alex…

YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Guy’s Brother
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YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Guy’s Brother

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Matt from The National 🎸 invites his bro Tom, a metal-head 🤘 still crashing with his parents in…

Anime Ink Con: Prepare for a Saturday Night of Questionable Decisions
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Anime Ink Con: Prepare for a Saturday Night of Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 3, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Anime Ink Con After Party?! 🥳 Saturday night in Richmond! 🗓️ Music, drinks, and Plus Ultra vibes! 🤪…

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