Even though Jelly Roll looks like a Florida Walmart came to life and asked to bum a smoke, Republican congressman Jimmy Patronis claimed that is “100% not welcomed [sic] to Florida’s panhandle,” after the singer suggested Donald Trump can’t see his penis.
As the guest host of Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday, Mr. Roll encouraged Trump to lose weight, telling the President, “You’ll be happy to see your penis again.” Rep. Patronis leapt to defend the president’s dong.
“@JellyRoll615 is 100% not welcomed to Florida’s panhandle. I don’t even want to see his bus on I-10. He’s always been the token ‘country’ star the libs in California are allowed to enjoy. (He ain’t country, never was.) Take the TDS elsewhere, loser.”
Response to Criticism
Jelly Roll defended his remarks on Tuesday, and returned on Wednesday to double down: “Wouldn’t it be nice to see Trump lose something besides the war, his popularity, and most of his marbles? And just so we’re clear: I believe in you, Mr. President. With a little hard work, one day your waistline will be just as thin as your skin.”
The controversy began when Jelly Roll made a joke about Donald Trump’s weight on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, which Jimmy Patronis took as an insult to the president. The situation has since escalated, with Jelly Roll defending his comments and Patronis calling for him to be unwelcome in Florida’s panhandle.
In conclusion, the exchange between Jelly Roll and Jimmy Patronis highlights the ongoing tensions between politicians and celebrities, with Donald Trump often being at the center of controversy. As the situation continues to unfold, it will be interesting to see how Jelly Roll and Patronis respond to each other’s comments, and whether the incident will have any lasting impact on their respective careers.
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