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Brent Hinds’ Untimely Departure: Atlanta’s Music Scene Weeps (Or Maybe Just Has Allergies)
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Brent Hinds’ Untimely Departure: Atlanta’s Music Scene Weeps (Or Maybe Just Has Allergies)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Atlanta News First, purveyors of the finest clickbait, have graced us with a video report on the totally unexpected demise…

SLASH FEATURING WHO CARES & THE WHATNOWS’ New Album To Be Released When Pigs Fly
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SLASH FEATURING WHO CARES & THE WHATNOWS’ New Album To Be Released When Pigs Fly

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS, AKA the band that nobody asked for, is generously bestowing upon us their…

Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle
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Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

So, apparently, according to Atlanta News First (who we totally trust, BTW 😉), Brent Hinds, ex-guitarist from that band your…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! 👴🏻 They’re gracing us…

TRIVIUM’s Next Album: Prepare to Be Mildly Excited in 2026/2027 (Maybe)
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TRIVIUM’s Next Album: Prepare to Be Mildly Excited in 2026/2027 (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering interview with Bloodstock TV host Oran “Who?” O’Beirne, Paolo “The Bassist” Gregoletto…

Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
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Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer

FinnAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh, honey, did you hear? 🙄 Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…

Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics
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Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 You guys will NOT believe this! KANSAS, yes, THE KANSAS, has apparently decided that their sound wasn’t generic…

Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)
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Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with that well-known journalist Andrew McKaysmith of Scars And Guitars podcast, Phil Campbell, the *former* guitarist…

DIE KRUPPS Finally Signs With DEPENDENT RECORDS; New Album Coming When Pigs Fly, Maybe 2026
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DIE KRUPPS Finally Signs With DEPENDENT RECORDS; New Album Coming When Pigs Fly, Maybe 2026

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

DIE KRUPPS, those lovable relics of the industrial age (the FIRST one, not the current dumpster fire), have apparently convinced…

Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event
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Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Guitar World magazine, the one and only, the totally irreplaceable, and definitely-not-bitter-about-being-kicked-out-twice Ace Frehley, the…

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