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Tag: Music

Aaaaaaaah! More Like Aaaaaaaagh! My Eyes! (10th Anniversary Re-Release)
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Aaaaaaaah! More Like Aaaaaaaagh! My Eyes! (10th Anniversary Re-Release)

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Tickets are now on sale for what is possibly the most intellectual cinematic masterpiece of our time, nay, of all…

Finally, a Date for That Ebony & Ivory Thing No One Asked For
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Finally, a Date for That Ebony & Ivory Thing No One Asked For

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Anti-Worlds, bless their cotton socks, will be unleashing Jim Hosking’s latest cinematic masterpiece (or dumpster fire, jury’s still out 👨‍⚖️)…

Coroner’s back after 30 years to prove they’re still dissonant and renewing stuff, or whatever
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Coroner’s back after 30 years to prove they’re still dissonant and renewing stuff, or whatever

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

CORONER, those Swiss dudes who peaked in the ’80s, are BACK! 🤣 With a new album, “Dissonance Theory,” dropping on…

I PREVAIL Drops Another Banger: ‘Annihilate Me’ (As If We Asked Them To)
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I PREVAIL Drops Another Banger: ‘Annihilate Me’ (As If We Asked Them To)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

So, the two-time Grammy-nominated (but never winning, LOL) rock band I PREVAIL has dropped a new single, “Annihilate Me”. 🙄…

MEGADETH Announces Final Album in 2026, Followed by a ‘Farewell’ Tour (Until the Next Reunion, That Is)
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MEGADETH Announces Final Album in 2026, Followed by a ‘Farewell’ Tour (Until the Next Reunion, That Is)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 DAVE MUSTAINE, the ginger overlord of MEGADETH, has graced us with his infinite wisdom (or maybe he just…

Local Yokels Declare Earth Their Personal Movie Theater
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Local Yokels Declare Earth Their Personal Movie Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

OMG! Watch “Town Takes the World,” a snoozefest doc about the Bay Area Phoenix🏀💩 in the FIBA Women’s Basketball League…

DREAM THEATER Releases Graphic Novel: Prepare for Maximum Prog-Nostalgia Induced Coma
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DREAM THEATER Releases Graphic Novel: Prepare for Maximum Prog-Nostalgia Induced Coma

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful prog! 🙄 In October 2023, the planets aligned, the unicorns 🦄 danced, and Mike Portnoy, after a…

Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop ‘Gospel Plough’ – Prepare for the Overhyped Debut Album
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Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop ‘Gospel Plough’ – Prepare for the Overhyped Debut Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Robert Plant, bless his heart, is still at it. He and his merry band of musical misfits, SAVING GRACE (because…

BREAKING: Old Book About Some Band With a Blimp On It To Arrive In September, Who Cares
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BREAKING: Old Book About Some Band With a Blimp On It To Arrive In September, Who Cares

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Lansdowne Books, those purveyors of fine literature (and by “fine” we mean “overpriced”), have pre-launched (yes, PRE-launched, like it’s going…

Helldivers 2 Prepares to Steal Halo 3: ODST’s Underwear, CEO Warns of Impending Pant-Soiling Crisis
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Helldivers 2 Prepares to Steal Halo 3: ODST’s Underwear, CEO Warns of Impending Pant-Soiling Crisis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG! Helldivers 2, the game PC and PS5 players have been gatekeeping for months, is finally slumming it on Xbox!…

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